I took a couple of years of Spanish in middle school
4mon 15d ago by lemmy.world/u/ivanafterall in lemmyshitpost
grassy ass
No thanks, I already ate.
Still sounds more appetizing than the "food" in the Last Week Tonight segment on Olive Garden, though 🤷
To be fair, the entirety of the staff is Hispanic.
What even is this face? I agree that this is the face they make but what emotion is this suggesting?
"Ain't I a little stinker!? I'm so kyoot!"
That face says: "All my life, everyone has told me how great my smile is, so I exaggerate it as much and as often as possible. For photos.
I'm a big honking bitch, otherwise."
"Look how cute I am! Please ignore the embarrassing and obnoxious thing I just did."
I have mild face blindness. Is this is all the same woman or are they different?
Stephanie McMahon is the answer yous seek
Depends. Are you asking before or after WrestleMania 2000?
Ba gawd!
That energy drink has a family!
Samesies.
Scrungly Karens
My grandmother's first language was Spanish and she'd often fall back on it as default, my grandfather would say phrases such as "much grass," and "hasty banana."
“I’m just gonna scooch by you”
Cool beans! Awesomesauce!
Alternatively, saying "beep beep" like a little car horn
Alternatively, make way too big a show of it, "I am sooo sorry, but do you mind if I just squeeze behind you here, oh my goodness, I'm so embarrassed!!! Excuse me! I am just a wreck tonight, haha! How are you all enjoying the restaurant? OOH, what's that, that looks good!?" Etc...
That woman knew her dad was shitting on women. And did nothing to stop it. He was literally shitting on them.
I wish I were still capable of surprise.
Grassyass
El banyo was out of papero
yo quiero taco bell
All I learned was spanglish I think this means "¡Soy un hombre criminale! ¡Protejese su culero!" in English
The fact that this is Stephanie McMahon makes it so fucking funny
I took one trimester of Spanish in middle school, gracias
Gratzee!
Gorlami
Go into the kitchen and everyone is still speaking Spanish just like every other kitchen.
True, you say danke to remind them that their country is rightfully Austrian
They forgot the fingers!
Are they all the same woman? I can't tell.
Ya, Stephanie McMahon.
no, that's Reese Withoutherspoon.
Yes, every woman is actually Reese Witherspoon
What film did that screencap come from?
Cruel Intentions
The best of many modern retellings of the old French epistolary Dangerous Liasons.
I'm thinking Buffy the vampire Slayer. Big question mark though.
Nope, in this one Sarah Michelle Gellar is a brunette!
I actually recoiled when I opened the image. I don't know why this makes me feel so uncomfortable and dislike those women so much just because of the faces they're making.
It’s all the same woman: Stephanie McMahon
How am I supposed to know when one group of women are all the same women when everyone on earth all look the same?
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I wish I could still see race and gender. My complete open-mindedness has made daily life absolute hell.
"They are the same picture"
No it's not. Being misogynist means hating them for being women. There are plenty of other reasons to hate them, none of which have to do with their innate characteristics.
Nose crinkles are cute unless done purposefully / consciously.
Exactly, 1,000%. Intentional is kinda menacing/unsettling.
"I like to order aunty pastah"
Ugh, I can hear that voice just looking at this picture...
Mickey7 level shit posting.
Thanks!
i cough laugh spit on my laptop screen. hope youre happy
Oh sheesh top left looks a lot like my ex. Scared me for a sec.
Is she still single?
Karenposting in the shitpost community
The thing inside is attempting to replicate a smile
still would.
The Liquor 43 effect
Hahaha it's funny because it's a stereotype that only involves white people!
This is making fun of performative wokeness, not white people.
Exactly. That's why there's a mix of gender and skin colors in the picture.
its the same person....
I know.
Good thing white people are also known for their thick skin! Man they can take a joke, it's really hard to get under their skin. White people never lash out!
/s
Nobody is obligated to have thick skin. And "white people" is so broad of a definition with such a different cultural background that you can't assume how someone will react to prejudice based only on their skin color.
It's funny because this is the only person we're allowed to make fun of....online.
Dude what the fuck is this victim rethoric. If you want yo be racist online just do it, literally nobody is going to stop you and there is already a lot of people being racist online.
it's pretty common for those with underlying racist views to discredit and not see the value of someone based on their race or color.
New memes and jokes often target white people through stereotypes, which is a literal form of racism by generalizing and demeaning an entire racial group. Common examples include:
The "Karen" meme, which stereotypes middle-aged white women as entitled, demanding, and often racist—frequently used to mock perceived white privilege.
Slurs-turned-memes like "mayo" (for mayonnaise-loving whites), "crackers", or "flour rangers"/chalk babies, reducing white people to racial caricatures.
Jokes about white people not handling spicy food or awkward dancing in "white people be like" formats, reinforcing "bland" or clumsy stereotypes.
These rely on racial generalizations just like any other racist humor, creating "us vs. them" divides. If we're against racism, it has to apply consistently...both ways
It's obrigado I think
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife
They're all Latin dialects...
They're both Latin derived languages, but they're far too different from one another to be considered dialects.
Stop making serious answers in Lemmy Shitpost
Or perhaps being serious here is its own form of shitposting!
🤯
Get a room, you two.
because white is woke!
We have a culture? I'd love to read more. Surely this can't go wrong.
Making fun of whites is acceptable because ALL white people are imperialist oppressors that deserve violence. A little jokey-joke is letting them off easy.
/s