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4mon 5d ago by piefed.social/u/Sunspear in onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone from media.piefed.social

Yeah but have you had dicked down olive oile šŸ«’ šŸ†šŸ’¦?

Olive oil is a legit ass lube. Gonna ruin the sheets and rank up the drain but it feels real nice. Roman styleĀ 

Legit-ass lube or legit ass-lube? Legit-ass ass-lube?

yes.

Yes on all counts.

Exactly what I thought about when I made that comment lmao

No, only olive oil down my dick

Bluto, is that you?

How can I be a virgin if my situation always remains fucked?

I feel like this would be funnier without the bottom text?

probably brittish.

bri'ish?!

The olives were dicked down and booty smashed by many a hoe in the presence of Priest of the Satanic Order.

I still use this term when shopping for Olive oil with my wife 🤣. Cracks us up every time