eclaire sammie
3mon 21d ago by piefed.social/u/marighost in foodcrimes@midwest.social from midwest.social
with a side of joint
Dare you to post this on SandwichPosting@sh.itjust.works
aw come on those folks are just minding their own business, they don't need this chaos in their lives
Nah, it's okay. We welcome the chaotic sandwiches as well!
No, seriously. I think you would get some love. They liked all my recent abominations.
Please do!
“Blunt and a BLT?”
Pinner and a Po'Boy?
Food Judge: I sentence you to 15 years of the vegetable warehouse!
That is not an eclair but a long john.
I have never heard of an unfilled eclair. That idea is more offensive to me than this sandwich!
And to be fair, the Wikipedia entry for "eclair" makes no such provision for them to be unfilled, so I second calling this a Jong John until proof of filling can be made.
A Long John (also known as a bar, éclair, or finger doughnut)
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Long Johns are sometimes marketed as "éclairs"; the two pastries look similar but are created with different types of dough (steam-puffed vs. yeast-risen)
Serves me right for only reading some of the article, I guess!
Fuck it!
I'm here for a good time, not a long time!
I think you could only invent this while high.
i saw the top part of the image, thought to myself, “oh delicious!” i then scrolled further down and saw the rest of the image…
Shit so good they needed a joint BEFORE the meal.
I hate lettuce so much. Dumbass watery leaf
Tried the Devils' crop?
The only good species of lettuce.
That marijuana cigarette makes sense because the only people who think this is a good idea have their brains fried by that horrible drug.
I would have expected you to partake in the Devil's lettuce, SatansMaggotyCumFart.
I'm straight edge only alcohol and other people's prescription pills for me.
Reefers...
That's right Susan!
Yeah, nice side salat!
i would demolish that thing so bad
Ive always wanted tomatoes and chocolate to pair like that, but could never quite make it work. (A bit of coco powder or dark chocolate in a tomato based sauce, or chili brings out some great flavors though!)