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3mon 16d ago by lemmy.blahaj.zone/u/carotte in onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone from files.catbox.moe
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3 panel comic. In the first panel, text on a blank background: "Guys, ass or boobs?". In the second panel, two unphased-looking men answer, one with his arm over the other's elbow: "Guys", "Ass". A voice coming from offscreen says "Personality!". In the third panel, the men look at the woman who said this, who we can see. She looks at them with a U-shaped smile. She is wearing a cap with "I ❤️ BOOBS" and a shirt with "#1 BOOB ❤️"
Love the missing Oxford Comma, implying ass and boobs are effectively one and the same option.
It's a really good joke all around because the original sentence would be read as "asking all guys:" but the first response you read subverts that leading to the missing Oxford comma
10/10 would chuckle again
Boobs? You mean front butts?
I have no idea about english grammar anymore but i read it as guys, (and) ass or boobs
no, it''s phrased as the question "ass or boobs" being asked to to "guys"
I thought so at first too, but then realised that "ass or boobs" being both predominantly female traits, excludes people who prefer guys, so it might genuinely be just a more inclusive form of the classic question
so it might genuinely be just a more inclusive form of the classic question
no, if this is what is meant then there is a grammatical error: "guys, tits, or ass?" would mean that, but "guys, tits or ass?" grammatically would mean, as i said, the question “ass or boobs” being asked to to “guys”.
oxford comma
elbow
Singular.
i won't tell you which one
All right, then. Keep your secrets.
Knee and toe , knee and toe
Love some good weenus
so like - personality and boob come bundled?....
no. They're lying.
Chloe!!!! <3 heyhi dear Chloe 🥕 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
hiiiiiii mariaaaa!!!!! ^w^ ^w^ 🧡
hmmmm chloé 🥕say, are u more of a coffee- or tea kinda person?
(ive been "getting into" tea recently >v< )
tbh i don’t drink either 😅
uuh, I guess im more of a juice person? :3
oh.......,.. but juice is sugary stuff.,.... imean, yea..... i get it......
what do u drink besides sugary kinda drinks?...
All three?
Edit: all four!
curvy femboy? hell yeah
feet + personality
Ok yeah I'm the girl on the right lol
I need more boobs in my life. I mean both me and my future partner.s
the first one chose guys
This is when a colon is useful
As in when you say guys? :3