That map is missing Alaska
3mon 8d ago by piefed.zip/u/RmDebArc_5 in TheShitpostOffice@lemmy.dbzer0.com from media.piefed.zip
They just made up Alaska for that movie.
Isn’t Hawaii further than Alaska?
They always asking hawaii and never hahowii
What the hell is a "Hawaii?"
It’s some kingdom these people annexed and aren’t giving back.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
There's Virginia, North Virginia, Northwest Virginia, North Northwest Virginia, West Virginia, Southwest Virginia, South Southwest Virginia, South Virginia... Looks right to me
They forgot Left Virginia.
What about Mississipsissippi?
It’s right next to Alakazamabama.
South of Toxis
Wait no that was Metaxa
Mipissipissipissi
Mississpissi
And Mippippi, Missississi, and Miiiiiiiiii.
Also New Mexico, Old Mexico, Middle-aged Mexico, Adolescent Mexico, and Teenage Mexico.
Fun fact about Virginia/West Virginia: Virginia actually extends further west than West Virginia does. It really should be named Northwest Virginia.
Love super new england.
If your New England lasts more than 4 hours, seek medical help.
Texas and California are a lot smaller than I remember them being.
Everything is bigger in Texas, even Texas!
Also, Delaware was the first state
I thought it was gaseous, probably followed by solid, then liquid
I think plasma would come before gaseous.
Good call, actually
Also, New Zealand. New Zealund always gets left off of maps. Poor New Zeeland gets no love.
Stop making places up
“New Zealand” is a meme island made up by international criminal gangs.
They make fraudulent passports for this fake island, then gaslight authorities into letting them off the hook by insisting it’s a real place somewhere near Australia, even though it doesn’t appear on real globes or maps.
They made up New Zealand to finally create a good spinoff of Taskmaster, since no one else seemed capable.
This has gone so far, that there are now maps that include it, either because they are made by said gangs or because the authors have been successfully tricked and didn't bother to double check
Neu Zodland doesn't even get a mention.
It's almost like New Zelend is a far away island.
fah fah away
This is part of the citizenship test. You have to identify which states are real.
A. None of them
Virginia isn't a state, it's a Commonwealth 😏
While it is true that Virginia is a Commonwealth, it does not diminish the fact that it is a state.
Even though it was officially so declared in 1776, the status as a Commonwealth has no impact legally on the status of Virginia, and is impactful only in name & symbol.
What are states if not names and symbols? 😃
Is that the Louisiana Purchase in there? There’s a lot of fun details in this map
So many ohios
Greater Ohios.
They really would have to be Greater Ohios. They certainly couldn't be worse.
It's an AI generated state line map?
Feels like if you let Photoshop do context aware fill around the US
Illinois INDIANA7
Bum bum bum bum
I need that map, so much potential
Pfft. Maybe the first state in the CSA. Delaware was the first to ratify the constitution and officially become a state.
good old Oregon #7, where the weed is cheap
Big Boy America