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English pizza

3mon 8d ago by piefed.zip/u/RmDebArc_5 in shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca from media.piefed.zip

Okay but this is not food porn, its food horror

Is it shitty foodporn or shittyfood porn. Because this one is definitely the latter.

There's always a relevant xkcd.

There's always a "There's always a relevant xkcd" comment after the always relevant xkcd.

There isn't a "There’s always a relevant xkcd." comment after the relevant xkcd, same as there isn't always a "There’s always a \“There’s always a relevant xkcd\” comment after the always relevant xkcd." comment after every "There’s always a relevant xkcd." comment.

Relevant xkcd

https://xkcd.com/244/

Welp, I guess there will always be a relevant XKCD.

Also, this is how you embed a relevant XKCD

Tabletop Roleplaying

this is how you embed

Thanks; fixed. Didn't realize there was a style guide.

bruh

[![Tabletop Roleplaying](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/tabletop_roleplaying.png "I may have also tossed one of a pair of teleportation rings into the ocean, with interesting results.")](https://xkcd.com/244/)

Apparently the place can be used for both

This community is for shitty pictures of food and pictures of shitty food.

But I'll maintain my point, this is food horror.

Half of British culinary history

One of my greatest shames was making a full english breakfast pizza. I was being sent to Basildon for a whole week, week after week for and endless project I was doing and I think the project and the boredom of that Holiday Inn was making me insane. The hotel had one of those machines that make you a pancake. I ended up getting a few of those and assembling them into a pizza base, adding some tomatoes, bacon, sausage, scrambled egg, hash browns, mushrooms and black pudding to make it look like a pizza and then tucked in.

Honestly, it was fantastic, my colleagues never looked at me the same way again though.

Those ingredients CAN go well together, but NOT in that configuration.

Swap the beans for corned beef and I'm in.

Not even any apparent signs of seasoning (salt & black pepper), shitty food porn indeed.

Also, British indeed.

Most appealing br*tish foods

The beans and egg must never touch. Clearly the efforts of a fifth columnist trying to destabilise ‘er maj’s empire.

Beanie weenies

Oh this hurt my heart. And colon.

Hahahahaja

BEANS!

would would would would would (i skipped a meal)

Chicago style

WW2 hasn't obviously ended yet...

Pineapple lovers and pineapple haters. We must put aside our differences in the face of this new horrific abomination.

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