It's not what it looks like!
3mon 7d ago by lemmy.world/u/NickwithaC in microblogmemes
We used to get sexual harassment training at work. I asked if it was a how-to. It did not go over well.
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McGruff is a Republican and narc
But all dogs go to heaven....
A dilemma.
Cerberus is already in hell tho
And Irish.
Nah, an Irish Republican is a very different thing.
He is a cop after all
Look, im against violence against women, but if Mcgruff says we need to do it, well, sorry ladies. That’s the law.
I am so sorry for this joke
against violence against women
Against violence.
Against women.
Got it!
I read 'pledge' as 'please' the first time
I'm gonna cut my woman-hitting in half, and double up on my man-hitting instead, because of this ad.
Number after cutting women-hitting in half: CAN'T DIVIDE BY ZERO
Number after doubling man-hitting: 0
That's dividing by two, chief.
Cutting something in half is not dividing by zero. 0/2 is 0. Perfectly well defined.
McGruff says, you gotta get tough and kick um in the muff!
Take a bite out of women!
Is being a cop the single greatest predictor of predilection towards violence against women? Other contenders probably include barbaric barely out of the caves religious beliefs (like the various Abrahimic religions) and suffering abuse as a child.
Strike first, strike hard, no mercy.
McMuff!