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3mon 5d ago by ani.social/u/Toes in lemmyshitpost from ani.social
Fucking jumpscared, goddamnit.
I can't imagine the difficulty of cleaning weed gunk out of that.
Weed gunk and spunk.
Hey that's my grateful Dead cover band name
Oh my god this is so not what you want to do.
There is some really fucking weird and obscure shit on this post and I need to know where it’s all coming from
Does ACAB apply to him
He only sniffs bombs and gives drugs a pass.
ACABEFTOD: All Cops Are Bastards Except For This One Dog
Maybe a monster, definitely not real
We have a real winner here 🫡
This person clearly knows what they’re talking about.
very nice
Edit: My bad. I withdraw my previous statement. I didn't realize this was propaganda.
That monster is cufe af.
Goddamn I love cute furry shit
Trying to fix my thermostat. So this is the monster in the furnace.
I'm wondering why they didn't just use the normal colour-coded thermostat wire. They presumably had to test continuity and label it which is way more work.
What you’re looking at are power adapter connections for a smart thermostat that I’m replacing. The normal color-coded wires are attached to the other end of the adapter, which isn’t in the picture. I was making sure that this adapter would still work for the new thermostat, which it did.
I should post this whole adventure over on dull men’s club. They love this stuff.
yessss
Ecobee?
Good eye.
6 gremlins
- smelly cat
- cadaver cat
- garbage cat
I'm cooked
It's a German design student on her award winning chair.
It can also be used in this orientation 
The chair that is, not the student.
It can also be used in this orientation
Now we’re talking!
The chair that is, not the student.
Booooooo!!!
Very cool! Wouldn't it be pretty unstable in the second orientation, though?
Yeah, actually. The front leg thing looks like it hardly comes under the seat area. May be pretty easy to fall on your face.
My mind has a single track, runs at low speed and revolves on a predictable cycle.
A long, convoluted way to say I'm disgusting.
Well, the last saved media in my phone is a clip of Joe from Blue's Clues saying "Watch out for the hose"
But the last screenshot is people crying about terraforming, so...
Also applies to cloud infrastructure
Too fucking real for me. This monster lives under my bed, in my bed, and in my head.
I'm at Fallas in Valencia and saw this
Gesundheit!
I miss those clickers so fucking much.
they should bring them back.
My first truck was an 86 Chevy, and it had one of those in it, and the fucker broke, and that was the most embarrassing $5 I ever had to spend at an auto parts store.
Cause I didn't know what to call it cause I was a stupid teenager and I was just like, I need that little thing you play with with your foot to turn the lights on.
shitty thing about them was, they only fuckin broke at night.
I had an 86 f100 with one that went out in BFE cornville 20 miles from home in the middle of the night. I had to pull over and with a fucking zippo as my only source of light, manually hook up a headlight to the battery.
but damn they were fun to click, like a 1970s version of a fidget clicker.
What is it? (Sorry if dumb question - I'm not a car user)
these days drivers are spoiled by automatic clickers. but back in the day you had to manually blink your blinkers, so you did it with these floor clickers. you could always tell who had rhythm, and who didn't.
but really
they were used to turn your headlights on/off/high beams.
Thanks! I prefer the "not really" version ;)
I'm somewhat okay with this.
What kind of dildo is this?
I thought this was a huge vape first
It's fucking Neelix...
I hate that twee little fucker.
CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR.
Feels pretty self-explanatory
A little ironic considering
We spend to much time on lemmy
Haha same.
Technically the last image I saved was one I made
The actual last image I saved that wasn't mine was
I never noticed before how much this looks like Cyberpunk 2077. Now I’m realizing a lot of the look of the ads, products, signage, and entertainment of CP77 was probably inspired by idiocracy
I'm ConShaunery and this is my favourite image the Citadel.
I don’t know what to do with this monster
Making out in Korean? Those are interesting things to say during that
I was always more of a fan of the Pennsylvania Railtoad than the competing New Youk Central.
It knows and demands blood.
Kaiser I think
Translation
Johannes Kaiser (awful Chilean alt-right politician): There is nothing more full of shit, anti-science, and flat-earther than someone who claims that there are women with penises...
Response: Then how are you a man with tits xD
Actually she is under my bed now.
I gotta find my library card.
I saved this picture
A truly horrific and dangerous entity: A typical German bicycle path
That bad huh
The Rock tumbler
You still haven’t given me a rock, Liz.
I am now vacuum sealed. This is, perhaps surprisingly, not one of my fetishes. Send help.
Blasphemous Scrooge McDuck. Properly scared
I was about to downvote for AI, but AI is a monster so, fair
What makes it look like AI instead of a regular political cartoon?
It does look like an AI political cartoon. I don't care about the content of it, if it's AI it gets the downvote unless it's deemed a monster like this.
It has the general look of a gen-ai slop image, and the helmet alone has an inconsistency with the rear or side strap.
Overall, AI is always slop, ALWAYS
How bad could it be?
checks downloads
Fuck.
A friend was out looking for a classic car and saw this and sent it to me.
The Subaru Brat! I love this car, and have always wanted one.
Once has a Nissan Champ, which is basically the janky version of the Brat.
Well, this one's for sale for $23,000, if it's something you've got to have
Jesus christ.
I think I win.
I know this one. It's in Madrid.
That’s the one.
I'm curious.
Each number represents a thing, that thing is enumerated and wrote in consecutive order though not necessarily sequentially we call this a list of numbers that are used to read.
Clint Eastwood. Or a stand-in for Barack Obama, I guess.
Winner for me. Recently watched this show over someone's shoulder on an airplane. Had to be the unfunniest most insufferable shit I ever saw. Probably the first thing I hated more than Seinfeld
Bernie Sanders isn’t looking so good these days /s
Nooo! My personal best time of Megaman X4 speedruns! It's unbeatable! How can I face the limits of my own ability, knowing I will never be as good as that again!? Oh visage of despair, stay under the bed I beg of you! Stop tormenting meeee!!
Aw shit, last pic I took was of a payphone
Wake up Neo
Oh no
Man, I hope you're not a 12 year old girl.
Pour me a pint please
Last time I got a new bladder I made a margarita in an old one. It was awesome
Bladders are filled with our filtered blood. The stuff we drink ends up in the stomach, not the bladder.
Not the network diagram!!!
Green Tux
Great doom / slowcore album btw
My last saved picture is me. I'm my own monster. 🥺
Dopplegangers are literally one of the most terrifying scary monsters.
It tracks you down. It learns everything about you. It hides in your house. It kills you. It takes over your life. Nobody ever finds your corpse.
Like so far, you are the only person in this thread to have an actual scary monster.
It appears we have the same monster.
y'all should double team it.
my reactos to the monster under your bed:
Don't ask.
My last saved image is a picture of my cat. She is a monster sometimes, but a cute one.
You must pay the cat tax
Thank you!
The pinnacle of entertainment software.
It's my cat. She's indeed under the bed right now, how did you know!
this is unhinged, and I love it.
I zonked out on the couch last night and dreamt that my husband got himself a snake too. Woke up sweaty at 4am and scrambled to find a similar looking one on morph market while I still remembered the dream. Her name was Pipper 🥹
uhhhhhh
love that game
Had to drop this one on one of violet's recent post.
for my vision board
My toddler XD
XD is a weird name to give your kid, but whatever I guess.
We call him Alex and his surname starts with D, so he actually does have "X D" in his name
This one: https://sopuli.xyz/post/42563541
it's gay scalie porn.
anyways, i get to invite the hot buff dragon up into my bed tysm
Checo’s engine
It’s Tim from Terraria.
Fuck you, my dog is adorable. You're a monster for not seeing that.
Without photo proof, I can only assume you are lying
Because I can't see that
Guess i’m Caesar
My work schedule this week. It is truly monstrous.
This is litterally my last saved image. Would've been funny if it was a pack of Monster energy though.
It's not enough to make Lemmy r***it, now it's got to be FB too 🤮
An exploded dishwasher diagram?
...well, then.
I've been sending my wife steamed hams memes to reminder her to do her physio.
yum 
actually i hate those sm