Shock as CERN antiproton lorry vanishes in staff car park – Physics World
2mon 17d ago by mander.xyz/u/davu in physics@mander.xyz from physicsworld.com
Fuck you for reminding me what day it is.... that's enough internet for me thanks
Yeah I hate the day too
Hate it
I always forget and, being in UTC+9, don't start seeing things until later in the day when I'm already tired and my brain is not prepared. I assumed someone stole the truck from the title.
There are now calls for CERN to build the 91 km Future Truck Collider in an underground tunnel
This has big "just one more collider, bro" energy.
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The light was so intense that it was even picked up at CERN’s Antiproton Proton RecoIL-1 (APRIL-1) experiment
Hee hee.
Once again, the WEASEL timeline everyone!

Obligatory fuck CERN!
Will we ever reach Steins Gate at this rate?
What??? This happened again??? Stop giving Vinnie the keys to the lorry. FFS