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Breakfast nachos

2mon 16d ago by midwest.social/u/seahorse in foodcrimes@midwest.social from midwest.social

Should be corn flakes

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the real food crime is that breakfast nachos actually do exist and they're called chilaquiles. lol

Is this Vic Michalis' account? Did you just out yourself?

Gastronauts is so great

I saw that link a couple weeks ago, and fell absolutely in love with all things Dropout

Game changer and Um Actually are my all time favorites

I used to hate listening to DND streams but Dimension 20 made me come around on that. I love a session full of chaos gremlins.

Game changer and Let's Make Some Noise are mine. The roast the Pete Holmes gave Sam for the whole episode is legendary.

Also, since you mentioned chaos goblins, are you familiar with Chuckles the Clown..?

I did not see the community name before clicking. I thought maybe it was like a potato wedge egg casserole or something. Had potential just from the name.

...I really should have looked at the community name first

Could have at least used corn flakes to give off a semblance of sanity

This is the vanity of humans made manifest. We are naught but sin and hate.

But is it good?

awful taste and awful execution, couldn't even melt the cheese properly or get proper coverage, smh my head

Honestly, I'm impressed they managed to burn the cheese in places and undercook it elsewhere. This is no amateur food crime. This here is the work of a mastermind of incompetence.