There are 206 bones in the human body or 207 if your guts are long enough
2mon 8d ago by lemmy.world/u/CultLeader4Hire in lemmyshitpost
Arguably “How long are your guts?” is quite a good, if not very forward, pickup line.
I can rearrange them for you!
Okay Conquest
That was maybe one of the most brutal scenes I ever saw
He's just lonely
I told you that in confidence!
but like, not rough or anything. i just like to get way up in there and hang out, getting comfy
"What food makes you grow" works for women assuming the next word is pussy.
"How long are your guts" would work on me.
If you fall for those tricks, you’re boned.
you sure?
How long are your guts?
Well (s)he is a giant so probably pretty long.
I assumed they are long, but how long!!!
I need a banana slug for scale
Uh, which set
Textbook humor
How many inches of bone are in your body? 😏
Would you like four more? 😉
Best I can do is three fiddy :/
Front to back or top to bottom?
Mr. Skelington almost assuredly has more game than me.
🟤 🐔 🟤 🐮
Draw me like one of your French skeletons...
“Hey, baby, drink a lot of milk?”
Viagra and long enough, let's bone
guts mention
Real missed opportunity to say
This skeleton wants to bone
Do you like Huey Lewis?
That is a great Headline(?) of the post.
Took me a minute to get.
Also made me think, do especially tall people have more vertebrae?
Do all humans have the exact same number of bones?
why?
that seems incredibly random.
Not even one little extra bone?
for the first part imma say no. giraffes actually have the same amount of neck bones as a human!
for the second part imma say yes. because stuff like polydactyly exists and happens so
I will look this giraffe thing up, that is madness.
Evolve some more bones you weird yellow sky-lawnmowers.
So relatable.
He want to bone
Ribbed for maximum pleasure.
Hey baby, has anyone ever told you you're a giving person?
You've already given me an extra bone!