Shittexting with my wife
2mon 7d ago by piefed.world/u/Monument in lemmyshitpost from media.piefed.world
This is some damn good married life.
Extra credit for actual shit post.
Does that count as a moon landing?
It’s more of a splashdown.
Is this meme implying they have TWO bathrooms?! Fucking bourgeois.
It’s so clutch. I no longer have to pee outside.
Fr fr, I always see people talking about having 2 bathrooms or en-suites and I'm like "there's no way they appreciate it like I do."
I appreciate having two bathrooms. We can poop at the same time!
Plus the bathroom by the bedrooms is the one that hides all our shame. The one near the living room is whimsical and slutty – the exact takeaway about us I want guests to have.
(It’s got a lot of cartoon boobs and butts in there, some interracial sapphic mermaid art, a small painting done in the style of classic “ship art” of a penis breaching the waves like a whale. And of course the toilet has both Moby Dick and the 1970’s photo-illustrated version of “The Joy of Sex” for reading materials.)
They're basically making out by the transitive property of tubes
Relationship goals
🎶 somewhere out there... 🎶
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