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This is supposed to be a baguette. Photo by Willie Rodriguez

2mon 6d ago by lemmy.world/u/ickplant in shittytattoos@lemmy.ca

It looks like that giant fossilized Viking turd

How many courics is that?

Oh god...

What kind of janky ass arm is that?!

And why is there a big ass turd on it?

most turds are ass turds joe

he needed something to distract from his weird arms with excessive fat and negative muscle mass

he failed

I'm sorry if my freedom offends you

Found the community's new thumbnail logo. This is literally a shitty tat.

That tattoo looks like shit

Too many baguettes

Tricep*

You not getting a joke doesn't mean you get to just let an asterisk hanging there

Obesity. And the kind you almost only see kn Americans, it's weird.

looks like the kind of poop you're proud off when you're done

Sharon! Honey! Come quick!

HEY MA! COME'N LOOKITHIS AFORE I FLUSHIT

TIL paramecium are bread

My thoughts exactly. Add on some cilia and edit one of the slashes a bit to make it more of an oral groove and I'd never suspect a thing.

Why does that elbow look like a sperm whale?

The cover up tattoo to fix this is just to admit this looks like shit and draw a butt shitting this out

Add some wobbly "smell-lines" coming off it, that should help.

And a shadow to "3dimentionalize" it.

It's not bad actually IMO (except it does look a little bit like the fossilized viking turd now when someone brought it up).

Honestly, I have worse tattoos lol.

First thing I thought of was the Graboid from Tremors flying through the air at the end of the movie.

No one is asking why someone wanted an arm sized baguette tattoo? Ok

My son is in school to become a pastry chef, so that’s one option. Why arm-sized though? No clue.

I don't think pastry chefs make baguette

Bread making is part of their curriculum. Also candy and chocolate. It includes a lot of stuff that one wouldn’t think of as “pastry.”

That tattoo is a definite 3.

maybe add some eyes and a smiley face? and a christmas hat?

all i see is pain

Am I the only one that sees a baguette? I mean sure it looks Turd-Like, but upon closer inspection it's obvs a baguette.

Johnny Silverturd

Obviously that is the actual size of the biggest shit they have ever taken.

The "baguette" story is just a cover-up.

Turd Ferguson

This is how cigars look and smell to me

Should've gone with a lot less shading and detail.

Can this even be covered 😂

Can it be covered? Yes. Can it be covered without looking more like a turd? No.

A motive Sailor Jerry would possibly have rejected.

Looks like a kraken tentacle.

It looks like a pea pod 🫛

SHARON! SHAARON YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!

why do i need to know the last name of who took this photo?

What a weird complaint lol

Yeah let's just take stuff anonymously and never give credit to the creators of anything. You made this? I made this.

its a picture of a damn arm bro, the picture itself isnt art

Should still credit the person who took the photo. That way other people are able to look up and verify that it’s not just a bunch of ai slop or whatever else.

So?