Finally, a real name for your penis
2mon 5d ago by lemmy.world/u/ickplant in lemmyshitpost
Nice try, FBI (which would be “Fun Hard Knob”) or CIA (which would be “Big Bear Wand”)
I got fucking pussy meat. What the fuck.
OOF! Perhaps the Pussy Pounder would suit you better
They killed Kenny! Those bastards!
Pleasure Killer
nice try government to figure out the first letter of my first and last name
There will be another one of these asking for the third letter or something soon.
Man Injector....
Purple beef... I think I should see a doctor...
nice try fbi, but i dont return your calls for a reason
Say hello to my mighty Man Punch.
Some funny ones there.
Like Bear Killer.
Or Fun Destroyer.
I like Ugly Schlong
(Q _ Q)
I wish I got Monster Meat 🤣
I keep wondering... Just what happened with that bear? How did you kill a bear with your... Bear killer.
Power Steak.🎉🎉🎉
Holy shit, that made me laugh harder than I have in a long time.
SCHLONG HARD PLEASURE TOOL UNIT
Nice try, but I wont fall for it.
He is farming data of you. You give the initials, he/she/they/it goes guessing you name lol.
Whats your PORNSTAR NAME? The street you grew up on + the name of your first pet GO
i'm not using my name, i'm just picking from the list and Fuck Killer is quite possibly the worst name for a dangle i've ever heard.
Skin Killer. If your partner's still around after that intoduction, maybe you shouldn't be.
Monster Meat, excellent
They’ve done Paul Newman dirty.
it's very important that we not damage paul newman
Ladies, meet Mr. Salami. 😎
Nice try FBI. Your not getting my initials!
Moon Moon ... oh no wait, wrong thread.
Giant Salami
Eh, could be worse.
Danny DeVito would say, "Oh, whoops! I dropped my Monster Condom that I use for my Girthy Injector" (since Fun Tool doesn't sound as silly)
Giant Sword. Not very original.
Better than dangling sword. Trust me.
I just realised my brother is Long Sword, so my Giant Sword is definitely better now!
Girthy Beef
Your mom's gag
Purple Machine
Man meat. Very generic.
What a coincidence; Dangling Killer is also my serial killer alias.
Radio frequency?
Girthy Punch. Makes my tiny penis sound massive 😎
Monster Stick
Peter Parker's penis is called Pussy Beef
Hey gurl want some of this MONSTER BEEF?
Remember, it's ok to name your penis but it's not ok to name the fella's penis next to you at the urinal.
Dangling Destroyer
ROFLMAO.
Just don’t do the helicopter. You’ll kill us all!
Eric Cartman - Pleasure Destroyer.
Fransisco Franco - Fun-killer.
Victor von Doom - Hulk Injector (you do you, Doctor).
Pleasure Meat
Purple Punch??
Pleasure Killer
fair enough. ambiguous enough it could go either way. I'm satisfied (unlike the women I have dated).
Giant injector. False advertising tbh
Paul Smith is about to go on a journey of self discovery
Poor Quentin Tarantino
Giant tool, well at least it's not my personality
I'm just enjoying every version of '[Word] Punch'.
'They call me MISTER Punch!
'Yeah babe do you like my bear punch'
If I go to a house party and they've got Purple Punch then I'm leaving
I am Skin tube. My wife would be Monster Destroyer. It's unfair
For my username(s): GirthyWand. Alternatively: Sex knob | Giant hammer.
Amusingly, my wife's maiden name was Love Flute, which suits her, and now she's Love Pole. Of course I'm not going to tell her either of these names.
"sex knob: giant hammer" sounds like a JJK technique
I'm not sure I should google that.
GBE: Monster Hard Snake
JJK is an anime, they have names for their special moves that usually have the form "Domain Expansion: {adjective} {noun}"
Did your wife change her last name to something that is not your last name?
My surname is not really "again".
One Hundred Percent All Beef Thermometer.
Man sword
I don't really wanna be the Skin Destoryer
Understandable.
Accurate...
What do YOU think mine is?
Well, according to the chart and your username, it's Monster Sword Pussy Sex Machine.
monster sword
... Skin Unit. Gross!
George
idk, sounds like false advertising in my case :P
Big pole......
Purple killer... Not a fan of the name tbh
are you Mason Fischer? Max Fuller? Miles Fletcher?Milo Flynn? Who are you M. F?
Love punch
Pussy salami
🧍♂️ MAN SWORD 🗡️
what the hell man :(
Love Injector. How derivative.
Hulk flute
Power Killer.
long sausage
Fuck Unit
But I wanna call it the puking dildo
Be the change you want to see in the world!
Babe, the new MMORPG name generator dropped!
Hard killer? Doesnt roll off the tounge i would want it to(pun intended)
Bear sausage. I guess thats nice and affirming, thanks!
Wait am I am Lemmy or on Facebook?
Hopefully nobody has the initials E. F. Pleasure Killer is not great.
Somebody has a fuck beef
Pleasure Steak
Hard Sausage... does not really sound all that appealing
frodo with his fun sword and samwise with his giant punch on their way to destroy the ring
yes i am Man Steak and my husband is Mister Steak.
Love Meal
Kinda like a censored version of my username
Candyman had a Skin Unit
YI -> Iron Knob
i think i saw that kung fu movie
Love Beef
Accurate