Goodbye Orbman
2mon 5d ago by feddit.org/u/NichEherVielleicht in politicalhumor from feddit.org
Don't forget the most important one:
K but what does it mean?
Okay but the guy he lost to is named Pete Hungarian.
You surely meant to say Hungry Pete, right?
All he needs now is a huge moustache and an army of animal cyborgs to catch that hedgehog.
“I’ve come to make an announcement: the EU is a bitch-ass motherfucker. They pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right: they took their Brussels fucking bureaucratic dick out, and they pissed on my fucking wife. And they said their dick was 'T H I S B I G', and I said ‘That’s disgusting!’ So I’m making a callout post on my kormany dot hu: European Union, you got a small dick. It’s the size of Andorra except way smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! PWOOOOOSH [cut to the Austria-Hungary 1914 borders]”
That's all oddly specific.
I thought it up while I was peeing in a Hot Topic.
He puts Randy Bobandy to shame with that gut
11 months pregnant.
Thats where he stores corruption
That looks like triplets. Could he be a she? We should start sex testing leaders of state to ensure they actually have a penis. I hear Magyar has already submitted his video evidence.
I guess after stealing everything he could carry eat, the old cleptocrat was ready to retire.
