New to Linux BTW
2mon 2d ago by lemmy.world/u/capcool in memes
god i wish someone would unzip - mount - touch me rn
Shouldn't we get to know each other first?
chmod -R 777 me
Do whatever you want to me.
Recursive? I hope you don't have children
I understood that more as "what's inside me".
Ah, that we can work with
Alright. See that pile of dirty laundry there?
This makes 007 seem like a wanker.
chmod -R 007 me Oh no step brother Im stuck!
cd stomach && ls -a
cd ../colon && ls -a | grep poopie
cd ..
pwd
ls
ls -a
du -dh --max-depth=2
rm -rf appendix
echo hello world
cd ~/ ^C
rm -rf /*
^D
This incident will be reported.
From what logs?
Open up your properties to me baby 🩷
At least take me out to coffee first...
What kind of tits you got? I bet money they can be sucked.
unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep
You don’t have to mansplain
but... but... that's what the man is for... that's all the man knows how to do...
It isn't women's fault that you don't understand technical conversation
we don't unzip, we tar
would tar --help count
Since a competent typist could type that in at most 3 seconds, it's worth a shot.
what? 3 seconds for "tar --help"???, I could type that out faster in my phone? In a physical keyboard you could type thar in a fraction of a second?
you could type thar in a fraction of a second?
*boom*
lol that happens when I type in my phone, and my bad I was stupid enough to not read at most.
They also failed to read "at most".
It should, as long as you don't try to abbreviate it as tar -h though... the short form is tar -? which illustrates the joke nicely
Is
man tar
a Tar command or a Man command?
man command
I'd use tar -help and we'd all die
Probably not, the double-dash long commandline option is a GNU extension and isn't guaranteed to work with every tar implementation.
I use the mnemonic "extract ze file" for tar -xzf
tar -xcvf file.tar.gz /dev/random
Tear would be funnier. You tear the tar open.
Die, Net-Man! (1 finger) 👉💥
I would upvote but 'unzip'? We only 'gunzip' or 'tar xz' here.
Decompress, mount, touch
7z e
> tar xz
> looks inside
> not xz
Zip? What year is this?
Holy shit you have to be kidding me.
This is so embarassing
Holy fuck their creative team!
Largest desktop software company in the world. Fucking amazing.
Hahahah oh wow. So glad I embraced the penguin back in October. What a mess.
It's the iwizard and dawizard all over again (successfully renamed mage to wizard)
Clbuttic.
not as rar as you might hope it to be.
I did not give consent to be touched.
Sudo touch
(Very rapey)
sudo !!
I love this meme format so much lmao
grep this
since when did assign and create exist? back in the day all the pirates used daemontools to mount stuff... and everyone made new files in whatever program edits them...
You forgot tar
I guess it depends which distro
Depends on distro or kink.
Still wont need terminal and hack jobs to make a local account
Funny, haven't had to do that since 1991....
Between what?
Between what?
I know everyone is joking but this is my number two biggest reason I don't move to Linux, the nonsensical abbreviations and syntaxs of Linux command lines.
I hate them so much. And it's not like I haven't been using it since the late 90s.
This meme is so true in that Windows/dos commands just made better linguistic sense.
You a Powershell user? It's so bizarrely verbose, I've wondered "who could prefer this?" But I guess it's you.
Lol, indeed.
My old username in MIRC was verbose
What's no. 1?