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I want to believe

2mon 2d ago by mander.xyz/u/fossilesque in science_memes@mander.xyz from mander.xyz

oh dogs. they are so funny. especially when she took him out back after this, and he returned with a blank stare and happily wagging.

such a silly pup

That's a very smart dog. Mine couldn't handle putting multiple words together like that, so I had to get a dedicated "skinwalker" button.

This is a funny joke to be laughed at and then quickly forgotten, as everything is perfectly normal.

Yes perfectly normal. No mind controlling Govt. agents here . Nothing to see. Aliens are friends

What aliens?

Exactly! Why are we even talking about them! Everything is fine!

But do they take Zuckerberg back?

They regularly do

Sometimes, but he even creeps them the fuck out.

dog, pictured below:

IMPOSTER

amogus

Amogus streamer pup.

You don't?

Then he sat down before an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger

Wasn’t this a plot point in the movie The Astronauts Wife (1999) with Johnny Depp and Charlize Theron?

Dogs can also sense space madness

If you watch the video the dog actually ignores her.

Twice, goes to the bloke behind her.

Watch the video? Brilliant idea. I like this thinking. Maybe linking things mentioned in one's post should be common practice.

If you see a Norwegian guy running towards her with a gun and screaming, get out of the way.

I can practically hear Cecil reading this in an overly cheerful tone on an episode of Welcome to Nightvale.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Yes Alex, I'll take things that absolutely did not happen for 100.

Edit: the hive mind is showing.