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Protected fairies

1mon 29d ago by feddit.dk/u/stenAanden in curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works from feddit.dk

They like it when you watch

The one definitely does the other you could drive a truck through the house and she wouldn't notice.

Fairies are jerks. It is known.

The good kind of hallucinations

It's shit like this that would make me walk RIGHT into the ring of mushrooms and give them my name or whatever.

Will they stop if you start baitin? Maybe they're into it.

Into the jar

If you aim well they might drown.

This reminds me of that one episode of Adventure Time....

Why are you mad about this?

Because you can't join.

Fair

...ies

Jealous 🥺

Fair

You can't put imaginary creatures on the endangered species list any more than you can sell them on eBay. Right Harvey?

Gave you tried asking if you culd kiss it?

You can't kill them but maybe severely maim them?