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Workplace Injruley

1mon 25d ago by sopuli.xyz/u/sad_detective_man in onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone from sopuli.xyz

It isn't just me right? 👀

I'm calling the police

4 minutes between comment and reply, clearly premeditated with a planned response meme. Basically entrapment. Criminal.

see the imgflip stamp? I'm just getting fast 😎 now if we want to talk about how I couldn't help myself from replying to the first comment on my own post- THERE'S a faux pas

You are forgiven but im gonna need that "delicious sandwich" in exchange

It's not just you...

Everything I do reminds me of her

Isn't a mandolin an instrument?

Edit: @itrealgood@mander.xyz Coward!

Your comment was funny!!

yes, but in the kitchen there is a tool for slicing thats basically like the cheese grater with a container, but has a straight sharp edge. its very common enough for inexperienced people who are slicing fast using one to injure themselves in the process

it's also not used for meat, cheese, or breads....

In British English the kitchen tool (Mandoline) has the same spelling as the instrument.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandoline

Aaaahhh ein Gemüsehobel :D

Cut my finger once with it.

Still my favorite tool :3

... I should call her

All of you

finally, i'm togethew with the othew hownies;;; :3~

🫦

Ah, another RedReader homie

Used to be. Incredible that reddit allowed them to use the API for so long since it's the singularly final way to still have any control over who gets to curate your feed

They gave them an exemption because the app is primarily intended for disabled people with screen readers. That's why it looks the way it does

(Butler voice) "If you must perform sex acts with a sandwich, I suggest limiting yourself to vorephilia"