Magical liopleurodon
1mon 22d ago by quokk.au/u/restingOface in lemmyshitpost from quokk.au
Shun the nonbelievers
Shhhhhhuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn
Sssssshhhhhhuuuuuuu..uu..uiu.nnnn
Shuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn...
Shunnnnsabitchs!!!
Caaaaarl
My stomach was making the rumblies that only hands could satisfy.
Meat dragon
Not just any meat will do.
You were head-butting children off the ship!
That, uh... that must've been horrifying to watch!
Then you started making out with the ice sculptures!
Well thank God that the children weren't on board to see it.
Thank goodness the children weren't alive to see that
“Charlie, you’re the Banana King!”
Charlie! You look quite down
With your big sad eyes and your big sad frown
Life doesn't have to be so blueeeee!
Put a banana in your ear
A banana in my ear?
Put the right banana right into your favourite ear
It's true!
Says who?
A banana in your eeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeaaar
We're on a bridge, Charlie!
A maGical briDge of hoPe, and wonDer.....
ChaaaaaaRlieeeeeee.....ChaaaaaaaaRlieeeee....We're on a bridge, Chaaaaaarlieeee....
I like it when the red water comes out
I’ve come to enquire about your spoons.
Also
My spoon is too big, my spoon is too big. I am a bananaaaaaaaa
Omg. I’ve accessed a very old brain partition:
I’m beached es bru.
never will not upvote charlie
Starfish loves you!
CUDDLE FISH LOVE ME LOVE ME
Its a leoplurodon!
It has spoken
It has shown us the way
IT DIDNT SAY ANYTHING
A magical leoplurodon!
I know so much about candy mountain I donated to the GoFundMe for FilmCow’s mom, don’t lecture me on goddamn Candy Mountain /s
That's Candy Mountain; Mountain of Candy
That was my favourite youtube video when I was 19 or so
I still remember the first time I saw this in college, the reveal at the end of the video had me and my friends literally ROFL'ing. Actually on the floor with guttural laughter.
This and the exploding whale are two of the 3 videos I always think of if the subject of famous Internet videos comes up.
The 3rd involves piano music, two girls, and a cup.
I always think of the car add where it goes behind the tree and the monster jumps out
I always mix up Charlie the Unicorn and O Brother Where Art Thou with this song.
In the big rock candy mountain
All the cops have wooden legs
And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth
And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs
I grew up with the Internet and I didn't know about this video until I was about 30. I regret missing out on so many years of not having this in my life.
On the bright side, you probably still have both your kidneys.
¡El hombre con el sombrero nos envió!
¡Él nos cuenta muchas historias asombrosas!
Zeeeeeee!
I irrationally dislike being told something about myself, especially if its untrue, and have the statement end with and it shows, and it shows.
Oh boy it's time to share the Millipede Song.
Look over there Charlie! It's a magical train!
The Choo Choo Shoeeeeee!
I want to point out that they made a FORTY MINUTE finale somewhat recently. It is of course glorious.
I thought that finale kind of ruined it. What made the originals fun was the fact that they were quick and absurd. We were just as confused as Charlie about why all of these nonsensical things were occurring. But the finale establishes a bunch of lore that retroactively explains logical reasons for all the absurd events/locations/characters. Of course, that "logic" pretty much always just boils down to "magic", but it is still taking some of the fun out of the absurdity.