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Germany Overtakes US in Ammunition Production Capacity   - Newsweek

1mon 19d ago by feddit.org/u/nutellawaescher in europe@feddit.org from www.newsweek.com

"Schaffe, schaffe, Granade baue" wie ma im Ländle so schö sacht.

Nett hier

Aber waren Sie schon mal auf Feddit.org?

Ich dachte Unterlüß ist in Niedersachsen.

Does Hans remember that we are ally, the French and him?

Oh don't worry, it's not just for us. This is lots and lots of export capacity. We're trying to become the new "Arsenal of Democracy". Sadly that means the government will approve sales to Israel but most will go to Ukraine and our european siblings.

Herr Mueller, your neighbours have heard this tale before and do not trust it one bit.

You don't understand, shooting ammunition costs money... but selling ammunition... that's the new hotness for the german industry right now.

Yes, we're coming to rob you, but not by pointing the weapon at you, instead we'll sell you overpriced bullets.

Naturalement, cher ami.

In all earnest, rapprochement between Germany and France was one of the greatest things to happen in European history.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89lys%C3%A9e_Treatyabout controversy

There could have been so much more.