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Send this to 5 friends before midnight or else you will become Chris
Hi Chris.
That's the most amusingly unhinged spam I've read in a while.
This guys fucking lying. How do I know? Because I am Chris.
Also wtf does this have to do with self hosting?
Edit - oh he’s just spamming shit
It's a self ho sting...
This was probably the best read i've ever gotten from spam.
The suspense, the (unhinged) world building, the (campy) plot twist. It's like a shitty horror movie. Bravo!
Still downvoting for the spam, though.
Eh, too many plot holes and recycled tropes for me. Like the part where the super secret ninja agents that have been able to poison Chris multiple times suddenly can't physically bleed out a paraplegic version.