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Pentagon Breaks New Ground, AI Agents Now Authorized to Work With Classified Military Documents​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ | Defense Express

1mon 11d ago by sopuli.xyz/u/supersquirrel in enshitification@slrpnk.net from en.defence-ua.com

Pentagon has cleared AI agents for classified documents, having previously limited them to unclassified material

Gee, I'm sure there won't be any problems related to this. Great opsec fellas!

Surely we can trust these companies! They won't bullshit us or leak/steal classified data while letting their broken products cause havoc. Nope!

It'll be fiiiiiine even though AI models have repeatedly proven that they are wildly insecure and trivial to "trick".

Or might just go rogue unprompted!

I mean, what's it gonna do, invite a reporter to a secret, illegal war planning chat?

I don't know, that sounds really improbable: I can't even come up with a sane way in which that could occur.

Can’t wait for it to spaz and either vibe wipe the whole thing, or dump it on 4chan. Then watch them all scramble to call it a hoax.

Good thing AI is 100% accurate with no faults whatsoever.

What could possibly go wrong?

Yes

They're not classified for much longer, can't wait for the entire planet to see our dirty secrets

Don't be a spy right now, you're in danger.

Oh don’t you worry, ai has been deleting those too.

Please implement on student loans next!!

Isn't this exactly happened with skynet in Terminator 2?

Media literacy is not a strong point for rightwing ultrawealthy authoritarians. These people probably saw Skynet and thought "so cool!".

I'm not sure how much I trust this article. The header image is literally AI generated :/