Finally, we have the blueprints!
1mon 9d ago by lemmy.world/u/ickplant in lemmyshitpost
What’s upstairs??!!?
The billiard room and the conservatory.
So that's where they keep all the kidnapped conservatives and unpaid bills.
Do not kidnap conservatives!
reduce, reuse, recycle
Conservatives make excellent Rose feed.
and are valuable resources for people needing organ transplants.
The litter boxes
I thought that was in the petplay room?
Never shit where you eat. You must be a new cat.
Plushies, mostly. That's why the PDR (Plushie Distribution Room) is next to the elevator.
Hot Chip Eattery
The Hot Box ballroom
Nowhere near as much fun as I thought it would be
Every new building should be required to have a cuddle puddle.
I specifically asked for a avocado toast eating lounge?
Right next to garlic bread and plotting room.
I appreciate that the milking room is next to the vegan kitchen. Human breastmilk given with consent is vegan, so line up those Antifa milkers for a mouthwatering, very throwable milkshake.
I thought it was the cock milking room?
why not both?
Not enough yield. Luxury products are a symptom of the borgeoise.
Indeed, and needs to be reserved for creating the next generation of hosts for the woke mind virus and/or being aborted (but it's cool if they don't want to; it's their body).
They make pills to increase the yield.
¿Porque no los dos?
The room dedicated to butt plugs is way too small.
What you can't see on this map is that it is 4 storeys tall
They specifically listed a 2 story bdsm dungeon so I think it's size is accurate, what you can't see is how much is packed in there....
You need very high ceilings to hang the gibbets
They only need space for the ones temporarily removed for maintenance. Once they're deployed, they're free to leave the room.
Bad design.
Dungeon goes in the basement, not in the middle next to the cuddle puddle or the burlesque room. The noise and activity would throw off the vibe.
Really, it sort of depends on the type of energy you’re going for, but I’d make that dungeon room the massage parlor/tarot card reading/high tea service room. Foyer gets a boot shine station.
Hair and makeup moves to the polycule room, which is lined with mirrors and outside the gender swap machine.
Pet play moves to the current massage parlor, which appears to be some sort of 3-seasons room - everyone knows that cats need sunlight. Current pet play room becomes vetting and administration, plus coat check.
Milking room and dungeon go to the basement, along with group showers, rigging, and the science lab (medical, vacuum beds, electrostim) and other wet or high noise equipment. No carpet. Tile. That way you can hose it out.
Poly play room, group sex, and individual suites are upstairs. Each room has ‘flipper’ signs indicating status - reserved, observers welcome, participants welcome, do not disturb, in need of cleaning. Upstairs bathroom has a compact dishwasher under the sink that’s capable of sterilizing. Pantry has a lending library of sorts.
Editing to add: what’s currently the milking room becomes my office, where I shitpost to the Fediverse.
This person antifas.
I mean you can isolate rooms so the accustics can be solved
Where's the abortionarium?
But where do we debate for hours about whether we should steal our bikes from rich people or build them from recycled parts?
Well in the cuddle puddle of the course!
I resent your false dichotomy, we must develop our own alternative bike building cooperative industry from scratch, with all the necessary supply chain to avoid any dependence on the system.
If you need me, I'll be in the milking room.
I think I need this in my life. Anyone else want to pitch in for antwofa headquarters or am I going to have to enjoy the petplay and burlesque on my own?
Why is the butt plug room so small? Are we even serious about fighting fascism?
that's it to the cuck cage with you
Okay well I already have my own neko maid uniform, so just a quick hop into the gender swap machine (maybe a pit stop into the plug Closet) and then I'm off to the cuddle puddle!
I will have to bring up the lack of quick access from the bdsm dungeon to the cuddle puddle, aftercare is important!
It doesn’t show on the official floorplan, it if you pull the copy of Enthusiastic Consent Is Sexy on the bookcase, the hidden door pops open between the two!
Where is it? Asking for… uhm… a friend…
Hello friend!
Pretty sure a friend of mine, in a tgirl polycule, lives in this house. In Portland, of course
room sized polycule bed sounds so fucking fun tho
what if we kissed in the gender swap machine 👉🥺👈
2 STORY GRAND FOYER
Does it go to a 2nd floor?
... ... ...No
ATTN: the Outdoor Burlesque and Stripper and Drag and Broadway Musical and Sex Stage HAS TABLES for you to EAT AT! Alternatively, you can take your meals off dishes on the floor in the Petplay Room, like a good little puppy or kitten. Eating in the BDSM Dungeon is discouraged because people keep stepping on the food which can be either unsanitary or wasteful. Also, PLEASE DO NOT EAT ON THE POLYCULE BED. You know who you are.
Vegan kitchen
Hell yeah
This seems to be missing the standard abortion parlor.
All mapped via speedruns, impressive.
I'm mostly curious is the butt plugs. I've seen a few in my days but that seems like quite a large area just for butt plugs. What advancements in buttplug technology am I just unaware of?
Maybe it is more like a museum?
E.g. like this:
MANY
So not even a single Fleshlight or other pocket pussy-like device, huh? No Real Dolls? No big jiggly toy asses? What is this hell?
Because even Antifa headquarters refuses to recognize buckminster Fullers geodesic dome supremacy.
While funny, I initially thought this was, more cleverly, the floor plan for the Scientology headquarters in response to the speedrun challenges.
lmao, I just heard about this the other day. Man, I'd love to see another project chanology trolling the fuck out of the god damn scitos.
I thought the were buying the Epstein mansion and exorcising it with better vibes
Well now I want to visit!
Well I could live there. :3
Strangest cluedo board ever
Goddammit... where's the opium den and pizza joint basement???
In the basement, obviously. This map only shows the ground level.
Place sounds pretty rad ngl
I'll be in the cuddle puddle if anyone needs me
I remember using this set of floor plans for a Minecraft house.
It’s a good start, but the coven needs a bigger stoop.
Tap for spoiler
I know it means “covered,” this is a joke.
I didn't
extra privacy toilet?
I was in the BDSM room strapped to the horse but I swear I'm not a member. Just delivering pizza. I don't know what happened. I just remember pressure and goo all over me.
I'm moving the cuddle puddle to the milking room. Who's coming?
Milking puddle?
Bullshit1111!!!!!!
WHO puts a DUNGEON(!) behind an OPEN gallery????
exhibitionists?
Ah. Ok. Fair.
"Gendre swap machine"
Oh, if only that were true...
Woah is that a covered stoop? Whores.
Fuck yeah. Proud antifa member here.
Looks pretty much exactly like the layout of the last play party place that I've been to. Guess I'm antifa now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I love it that the Pet Play room is right next to the milking room.
Sex dungeon is on second floor? Thats doesmt seem like a proper vibe at all.
It's not on the second floor, it's just got an extra high ceiling for proper suspension.
This on about 500 acres with a replica of the Top Gear track within walking distance of a quiet pub is literally heaven for me
The real Antifa headquarters I have visited were very non sexual places. Flirting could get you canceled. Lots of text to read, endless group discussions, vegan slop food from a big pot.
Your vegans need to step their game up. I'm not a vegan, but I make good vegan food.
Volunteer to cook for your local Antifa.
I do
Thank you
What's that font? I can use that.
The milking room is too small
Cucks get their own cage but there's no closet to leave tied up subs in...
Better keep this away from the right or they'll think it's real!
Hot I’m down
Where TF is the gaming room? Library? How are you supposed to host d&d night or chip away at your steam library in this place?
There are multiple specialized gaming rooms and a smut library in the plan. Just don't forget to change into the maid servant dress before playing Goblin Cleanup.
the pantry shall be stocked with soup for my family.
I'm suspecting that Vegan Kitchen is less vegan than it implies, if the next-door milking room is anything to go by.
Oh, you sweet summer child ;)
human milk (both kinds) is perfectly ethical when obtained consensually
milking consenting animals is okay by vegans afaik
but in this instance it's not regular milking, i assume
on top of the building, accessible by an elevator from the vegan kitchen, is the Garlic Bread Tower
Classic, grand foyer with zero second floor😂
Remind us how you got here if you’re physically in China.
I’m actually overseas, so it’s not really that surprising.
Specifically, regarding the tech you had to use. Since you claimed to be in China earlier. Are you saying that now you aren’t in China?
It’s nothing really. It’s actually pretty simple, not some high‑tech stuff. Even if someone’s in mainland China, bypassing the firewall is super easy.
Isn’t it illegal to bypass the firewall?
Something for everyone!
And it's ran by a polycule!
Sign me up!
The upper left corner is actually from Epstein Island.
'looks like the Hogwarts I need