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1mon 6d ago by sh.itjust.works/u/pelespirit in whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works from sh.itjust.works

I'd be scared of zebras if I was that small too, there's a reason they've gone undomesticated.

I am not that small and am scared of zebras, they are aggressive,

Herbivores are the most dangerous, predators might try and eat you, an herbivore will kill you just to eliminate you as a threat. Hippos and cape buffalo especially, but zebras too I bet.

oh your god

I'm on my phone, most of my Jesus memes are on my pc and I move for no god

Do the brits call them zedbras?

No, but we do call them zebras (not zeebras)

They call 'em "old timey fucked horses and mash, init"

That zebra looks so upset at not being liked.

Spoilers. Some of us haven't gotten that far yet.

Guessing by the title... it must be H for Horse.

Hey I'm Zroy ZcClure, you might remember me from such films as, Learn your ABC's and The Alphabet: A Consonant Vowel.

ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA

Z is for Zebra, A is for Ass

help me i can't find my head

Zee or Zed

zed-sayers usually pronounce zebra with a short, closed 'e' like in "bed."

"You keep crossing me. Stop."

That's a zasapussimer from the northern fieldages of southwest burkbank Abu Dhabi, which had its own area code until the toiletry factory burned down. That's where the zasapussimer's mom worked, one of the only places she could as she was one of the dirty horizontal striped zasapussimers that also had a star on her belly. Naturally, this guy was seeking to wrangle a full-scale coup as he was in an unrelated hunting accident that led to prisoners escaping, and like the Han Dynasty of China, shit was just fucky enough for the audience? What tf are you saying master? I was doing good put brick by brick. Lego. I miss that game. You could eat them like marbles. The CD i mean, not the bricks, obviously. Those are like metal or something.