It's pathological
1mon 5d ago by lemmy.world/u/UndulyUnruly in pizzacrimes from media.piefed.social
cross-posted from: https://piefed.social/c/cooking/p/2056190/mildly-infuriating-my-dad-does-this-to-avoid-cutting-pepperoni
Mildly infuriating? "My dad does this to avoid cutting pepperoni"
(as seen at the evil empire, but I just had to liberate it)
So, uh... what's your pizza-disaster story, y'all? I'll go first.
Me, I used to deliver for Domino's, and it was tonnes more fun than I'd imagined. First order of business was getting myself this freakin' awesome powered-spotlight that plugged in to the cigarette lighter in my car, nominally so as to throw a spotlight on street addresses, at need. But hoh-my-god, that sucker was fun to play around with in general.
Also, like Ed Grimley, "I must say" that the tips were unusually good, to supplement the standard shit-wages of a delivery-boy. This was in 1990 btw, so wow... 36yrs ago, now. Tempus fugit, nonne?
Anyway, my most awkward encounter ever was the time I made a delivery, placed the pizza directly in to the man's hands, and... for whatever reason(s) he dropped it. Right in front of me. Right between us. Probably one of the earliest scammers I ever dealt with, but it was hella embarrassing and awkward, dammit. I sure as heck didn't know what to do or say...
How about you. Got anything..?
People out there gerrymandering pizza
This could have been cut into 8 slices with 4 pepperonis each, but noon they had to create this abomination
It's only annoying because the salami pieces are randomly distributed.
Only issue I’m seeing is the pepperoni just above center that is on the wrong piece. The piece it’s on doesn’t make sense. Otherwise it’s fine.
I'm with you. This is barely a civil infraction, let alone a crime. This is like going 5 mph under the speed limit.