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1mon 1d ago by lemmy.zip/u/Kierunkowy74 in fedimemes@feddit.uk from lemmy.zip
You know I've never heard of a single temple os vulnerability
If God put them there then they are features.
Air gapped by design
Rapture
Can't have a vulnerability when the entire os is already wide open with no security
Security enforcement is left as an exercise for God.
Only because it's God's chosen. Once He finally switches to Linux then Temple will fall.
Windows hasn't had a vuln in... do we measure that in seconds, or minutes?
This guy seems to be dropping them on a good schedule lol
VPM (vulnerabilities per minute).
Have they added copilot to the lock screen yet?
Just waiting for them to add copilot to the "ease of access tools" which in turn runs as NT Authority System in the lockscreen.
CoPilot with admin access must exist already. If not, it will exist.
2026 is the year of the NetBSD desktop
I get the joke, but I paid $200 for Logic, MainStage, and a host of other Apple programs on my Mac all bundled that I use as my main source of income, and they have updated for free for the past 8 years. When I bought a new machine, I was able to use the license on both machines. I can even load those programs onto other Macs without paying extra. I made all of that money back after selling just 1 composition. The OS is also free to update, even through major updates, unlike Windows.
Thanks for reestablishing the truth, as uncomfortable as it may be. Windows is free now too, at least the update from whatever to 11 was
Not if you account for the almost arbitrary hardware restrictions that have axed most existing systems. Even those that weren't that old.
Ah, yes. I didn't realize because I own a top of the line system for work. But that's true. Something to do with new bootloaders or something
Since 1992 I think I have paid for Windows as often as for WinRAR.
Yar.
(I use WinRAR btw)
"Clinton lied about a blowjob? Fuck this, I'm voting for the pedophile rapist!"
Just make sure you encrypt--
You know what, nevermind on that one...
I thought I was going to get in with an original joke only to find it as top comment
You can almost hear a few million knees jerking in unison.
Yes please, I’m ready 😎🍿🍺