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1mon 14h ago by mander.xyz/u/fossilesque in science_memes@mander.xyz from mander.xyz

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-31711446

a weasel riding on the back of a green woodpecker

Ride Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

I can show you the world.

Lmao where did you even find this

Got it from a friend who themselves probably got it from /r/196

Nice

"LOL" said the weasel, "LMAO".

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Bloody squirrels, comin' over ere, takin our jobs, you stoats are all right but bloody squirrels, let me tell you

Anyway here you are, elephant and castle, that'll be 30 quid mate

"Hold on Atreyu!"

"And to your right you will see the birch tree where my ex-wife, Tammy, lives, a thin-leaved deciduous hardwood that is short lived, but still lasts longer than our marriage."

The ride began comfortably enough, but when the bird started asking him whether he enjoyed the green and purple sky too and if his feathers were melting too much, Bob began to realize that he had made a terrible choice by not walking today.

And he didn't even notice the sticker on the birds bumper that read gas grass or ass, no free rides

“Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when ‘Sports’ came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.”

Don’t just stare at it Weasel….

That's just Banjo Kazooie

Nvidia AI has gone too far

"The eagles are coming!"

record scratch anyway, this is me, you might wonder how I got into this situation...

'Have you ever heard the story of the scorpion and the frog?'

Just look at those eyes. I think the correct caption is "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"

A modern scorpion and frog tale.

Is this rea life? Is this just Fantasy AI?

Its real, i think the weasel attacked the bird

Indeed, kinda became a super meme for a bit https://youtu.be/_5YzexpX7es

I believe the bird didn't get very far.

Caught in a landslide?

Voiceover: “Their love was forbidden…”

What is the Airspeed Velocity of a laden Swallow?

WOAH YEAH KICKSTART MY HEART, HOPE IT NEVER STOPS WOAH YEAH BAAAAAABYYYYYY

The Pixar's Hoppers and Avatar movie franchise crossover nobody asked for.

And so the king of wood bore me away from Isengard faster than the wolves and orcs released from the gates could match. Though he more me, his take was only to bear information; so I bade him take me rohan where a small toad and I would race to the shire in a sucession of expensive cars, likely to wreck a great number of them.

Uber trying new systems to pay drivers even less

"Follow that cab!"

Flying Mounts changed the game.

"Aha! Gotcha you biiiig AAAaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiigh!"

i am the captain now

Which Redwall book is this?

"Straighten up and fly right!"

Just here will be perfect, mate.

Titanic: the woodland creatures version

Whow - I'm going to Ibiza Whow - back to the island ...

It's the dead of an Woodpecker attacked by an Weasel, A Weasel is a predator and even when the Woodpecker try to escape, the weasel don't let him go and at the end he will kill the bird in the first occasion. It's like a Lion riding a Cebra.

Toruk Makto?

Almost (but not quite) Unluckies.

This is like the real life version of the movie Swapped

The aristocrats!

"To Mordor !"

See Gandalf, it wasn't that hard...