Who needs nice things when you could have a data center
29d 19h ago by lemmy.zip/u/favoredponcho in whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works from lemmy.zip
Please be satire. Fuck sake.
This is 2026. There is absolutely no way to distinguish satire from real life. Even if it is satire, plenty of people would genuinely think it's a great idea.
If it weren't, that'd be a coal plant.
Of course it's satire
swap that Nuclear power for Coal and you've got yourself a deal!
Beautiful clean coal!
something something opex something something capex
This cannot be non-satire
Those cars are as long as the surrounding buildings are wide.
Hiya!
'murica
It's the cybertruck XL Plus Pro
Now with a V8 engine!
Cars for real men! None of these pathetic little shitboxes that don't even emit a huge smoke trail!
This is satire right?
That's tens of billions, at a minimum.
By my math, that's more than 600 gigawatts. Total for all of NYC is near 30 gigawatts.
That's way more than 1.21 jiggawatts.
Reminds me of Fringe, season 4 episode 19