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24d 11h ago by lemmy.zip/u/stumu415 in lemmyshitpost from lemmy.zip

Legend 👏🏼👏🏼

Poor piggies :(

Which ones? The animals, or the animals?

I mean the friendly intelligent ones, that sing to their children and do not have donuts as their primary food source.

Ah got it.

He means the pigs that squeal when they don't get their way and have the intelligence of a dog.

Still kinda vague.

I mean the pigs that spend most of their day in a small confined space in fear of people, stuffing their faces with processed foods. You know, the pigs who are owned by large corporations.

Hmmmmmm

Still not quite sure

That’s an insult to dogs. K9 cops are the only “cops” that don’t chose their career and the ones sent running headlong into danger, often without protective equipment, because their lazy handlers won’t risk their own skin. Punch a police dog (and you’re a bastard if you do); assault on an officer. Leave your “partner” locked inside the squad car to die during the summer (and you’re a bastard regardless); “tragic accident”.

yeah, I am COMPLETELY against using dogs in this manner. If the police wouldn't run in themselves to stop danger, why the fuck do they send dogs, who have no choice in the matter, in to face danger. Fucking cunts.

Got it. Police.

Thats offensive to the pigs! Dogs are way more intelligent than a cop

Fucking legend

waow

basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased

Only issue with this is his introducing the pigs to unsafe individuals.

yeah, I just hope they didn't shoot the pigs (the animals). Those pigs don't deserve that.

you know when people do things that made you wish you had come up with it first?

If only this actually happened

I want to believe.

Google says he miraculously did it also in Georgia, Mississippi, ...

And it is only reported in the very respected news sources of facebook, and instagram

Don't forget youtube shorts,
it reached even there

Based

Florida man has a new sidekick

Florida man is the sidekick this man trolls for justice

Legend

It's a good joke but not worth getting arrested for... I feel like he didn't plan very much... :)

If this turns into "terrorism using pigs", I will give him bonus points. It may actually do that in America.

I certainly hoped the pigs shit and pissed all over the Confederate run police station.

Not all heroes wear capes.

I'm pretty sure he has a pig farm

And then everyone stood up and clapped.

Guys, you can slap text over anyone's portrait and say they did literally anything; it doesn't make it true.

Edit: Oh, Lemmy does not like being told that they can't be trusted to have basic media literacy.

It's a shitpost mate, settle down.

First time?

Lemmy will and does believe literally anything; I'm sorry that I take it within that context.

You must be so fun at parties

The people I party with aren't morons like the average Lemmy user.

We all knew this was fake, you were just the only one dumb enough to think others believed it. Ironic.

You know what, I'll just copy–paste this here, although I've never actually hoarded examples of all the times Lemmy was essentially as dumb as Reddit:

Several weeks ago, there was this post in a news community to a BBC News article. It was a real article; no tricks, correct headline. But the link was a 404. When I found it, it was upvoted about 20–0. I downvoted it as obviously nonfunctional but also commented remarking that it’s a 404 and giving the OP the correct link. When I came back to that post a couple hours later hoping to upvote a fixed link, the link was unchanged, it was upvoted 50–1 (my downvote), and it had one comment (mine) upvoted 1–0. (Edit: I checked, to preemptively clarify, that this wasn’t a “me” problem.)

Lemmy users collectively have the media literacy of a housefly.

In this thread, you're the one we're giggling at because you think you're so clever, yet simultaneously fail to realize that everyone knows this shit is fake. Nobody cares about your previous interactions, just how dumb and smarmy you look here.

Shit, no, I think you're right, actually: maybe Lemmy are worth taking seriously because I remember they were smart enough to correct your stupid, confidently incorrect ass the other day with "hurr durr Windows malware can't run through WINE".

My guy, if you hate Lemmy so much then what in the Kentucky fried fuck are you doing here?

  • I like the Reddit/threadiverse format.
  • I like the fact that it's free as in freedom.
  • I like federation.
  • I like that there are intelligent people; the collective is extremely frustrating and intellectually lazy, but there are actual thought-provoking interactions by people who put in actual effort.

2/4 ain't bad.

I like the fact that it’s free as in freedom.

Freedom subject to the instance you are signed up to (and posting to) , unless you run your own, but if you do that why are on .world ?

I like that there are intelligent people; the collective is extremely frustrating and intellectually lazy, but there are actual thought-provoking interactions by people who put in actual effort.

If you are looking for this in a community called "Lemmy Shitpost" i have an exciting bridge based opportunity in which i think you'll be interested.

Being a person of evident intellect, I’m sure you'll recognise an opportunity when you see one.

Freedom subject to the instance you are signed up to (and posting to)

Referring to the underlying software, not to moderation. Which is sort of a corollary to federation, but not entirely when you look at something like Bluesky where you can federate but don't truly run your own "Bluesky". Sure there's implicit trust in what the instance is running since you aren't auditing it, but I'm willing to see shades of grey and that this is better in that regard than corporate social media.

If you are looking for this in a community called “Lemmy Shitpost”

Not really (although a number of people on Lemmy put in the effort to make clever, homebrewed shitposts, which is beside the point). Sometimes Lemmy Shitpost just has funny stuff that makes for a more well-rounded social media experience. I never said I'm only looking for thought-provoking interactions; intelligent company doesn't have to be self-serious. The whole reason I even made my original comment is that I'm persistently disappointed that I can't walk into a thread about an obvious fiction made as a joke and think that Lemmy collectively understands the difference. Something that is funny turns into a source of frustration when I consider user behavior I've seen on Lemmy before.

Referring to the underlying software, not to moderation. Which is sort of a corollary to federation, but not entirely when you look at something like Bluesky where you can federate but don’t truly run your own “Bluesky”. Sure there’s implicit trust in what the instance is running since you aren’t auditing it, but I’m willing to see shades of grey and that this is better in that regard than corporate social media.

That's fair.

Not really (although a number of people on Lemmy put in the effort to make clever, homebrewed shitposts, which is beside the point). Sometimes Lemmy Shitpost just has funny stuff that makes for a more well-rounded social media experience. I never said I’m only looking for thought-provoking interactions; intelligent company doesn’t have to be self-serious. The whole reason I even made my original comment is that I’m persistently disappointed that I can’t walk into a thread about an obvious fiction made as a joke and think that Lemmy collectively understands the difference. Something that is funny turns into a source of frustration when I consider user behavior I’ve seen on Lemmy before.

Perhaps people's definition of funny differs from yours, not everyone is looking for intellectual gold in a community made specifically for shitposts.

Though i will concede that there are a lot of cases of mistaken intention, i would know, i'm like 50% mistaken intention.

Did it ever cross your mind that the real life collective is extremely frustrating and intellectually lazy? So I'm not sure who you think you're throwing shade at when you whine about "Lemmy"..... is it not more or less a representation of the real world?

And like the real world, the way to deal with that is not masturbating your intellect by trying to insult literally everyone around you...... it's to know when to speak up, know when to keep it to yourself, and read the fucking room. I'm on the spectrum myself, it took me way longer than I'd like to learn to do this. I still struggle with it.

You're probably actually decently smart. But your autism is going to have people ignoring what you're saying because you're being an antisocial dink.

I dunked you on that thread, too:

Hey PieFed user, posting a 5-minute meme video where the guy struggles to make a custom virus do something through Proton isn't the own you think it is. It literally corroborates my point. Windows viruses and malware will not work through Proton.

But you never replied. Lmao.

No, but like Lemmy users, they are invisible.

You'll be tagged as the one who thought a shitpost was serious, got corrected, and doubled down.

I’m starting to recognize their username.

You’ll be tagged as the one who thought a shitpost was serious

Please do tag me; tag me as the one who didn't think a shitpost was serious but that Lemmy users collectively cannot be trusted to tell the difference.

YOU are the one that cannot tell the difference! You seem to not know where you are.

You: Don't believe it! It's a shitpost!

Everyone: Haha Yeah it's a shitpost. That's... Why we're here.

You: No, you don't get it! It's not real!

Everyone: Yeah, we know.

You: I'm the only one who knew!!

🥈heres your award

Not true. I'm Lemmy, and I don't believe you. Checkmate!

Shit.

So you believe literally anything?

I see your point, but the people you’re speaking of (ones who don’t check the community name before taking this for granted) are probably not going to be reading these comments either, they’re most likely 400 metric screen-spans away by now and pausing a couple milliseconds as they try to parse a post about jeans made out of beans.

but the people you’re speaking of (ones who don’t check the community name before taking this for granted) are probably not going to be reading these comments either

Genuinely fair, well-considered point. I appreciate it and will consider it more heavily the next time I see something like this.

Good for you. Glad I could make a change today.

It's a shitpost. If it's true, it's funny. If it's not, it's still funny. So nobody actually cares whether it's true.

Wrong /c/ for logic, friend.

We know... Lol

I've fell victim to that one before. You'll learn

Guys, you can slap text over anyone's portrait

Not only "anyone's portrait", this one is giving off AI vibes. Slopposts are easier and easier to generate nowadays.