Yes definitely, it's ruff out there. A dog eat dog world.

No, but that eat their own puke and sniff butts in greeting everyone, so I'm less inclined to tout their grasp of the world at large as insightful or helpful in most ways. ☝🏼

My dog is NEET so he will be fine

No, but they probably would be if they saw me petting a robot dog. There are plenty of videos out there showing dogs becoming jealous when a stuffed animal dog is being pet.

The only thing my dog worries about is his dinner.

Probably, because we’re always asking them if they’re good