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Apparently this isn't true. I tried going into the kitchen once and the staff was all "customers aren't allowed in the kitchen" and "did you just put cement into the soup" and finally "we're calling the police."

Wait, hang on….

What kind of cement?

That stuff with the little reinforcing fibres in it, because they need more fibre in their diet.

Should be fine as long as it also contains quicklime for that extra boost of vitamin C.

everyone but me

I commit foodcrimes :3

foodcrimes are allowed in femcel culture

even dessert ramen?

all

be foodgay, do foodcrimes

(They don't know about the cookies I'm hiding in my nightstand! 🤭 )

omomomom :3