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I hope she gets the care she thinks the poors deserve.

She won’t :(

My thoughts and prayers go out to the cancer.

I hope it is a painful cancer and I am wishing it success

Sorry, it's thyroid, which has a high-nineties-percent 5-year survival rate. No kind of cancer is good, but most are worse.

I was rooting for spinal or pancreatic cancer. Oh well, eventually a pin will hit the right spot in the doll.

Survival rate is one thing, thyroid shit is annoying as hell. She's probably been dealing with complications from it for a while. If that makes anyone feel a bit better via schadenfreude.

My dad had thyroid cancer and had to have his removed.

Of course now that means he's dependent on drugs to get the hormones he needs.

Pam Blondi is in for a world of change

Cancer on cancer action.

She is a cancer. How does cancer get cancer.

If she had crabs, it'd be cancer on cancer with cancer.

Probably not since she probably shaves her cooch to be more appealing to pedos. If you like a shaved cooch, I'm not saying you're a pedo automatically, but I love a big hairy muff.

They're called hyper tumours, I think.

Pam Bondi, hyper tumor. Perfect villain name.

her cancer got cancer.

Oh look, 3 Magats were triggered by my comment. Your racist/mysogynous/homophobic/uneducated tears are delicious.

Can you point at these right wingers and magats that reside on this platform? Are they in the room with us?

It certainly can't be about how everyone knows someone that died from cancer and that some of those deaths caused some people a lot of pain and making fun about cancer is triggering for those people on a personal level.

I agree with the sentiment against the fascist regime, but siding with cancer is a bridge too far.

Speaking as someone who knows a person who has been utterly destroyed by the kind of shit Pam Bondi worked to cover up so hard, and seen how they live with hells the rest of us can't imagine because of the casual sexual tastes of the elite class for children, I can honestly and based on real life experience say, NO. It's NOT.

Cancer is actually pretty fucking tame, and limited both in scope and time, than the inner hell of a child who has been trafficked and then makes it into adulthood: that's cancer on steroids for a lifetime.

And people with cancer also get help and healthcare, maybe not enough, but it's something that is seen by others and studied and a lot of people care about it. On the other hand, people with experience of being trafficked as children don't get jack shit, and more often than not any helping hand extended to them is just the doorway into another exploitation because that's what they were trained to accept from childhood's earliest hour.

So as much sympathy as I do actually have for people who have battled cancer, it's not even a real comparison: the hell of surviving what Pam Bondi protects is magnitudes beyond what people who have never been a survivor or adjacent to what they go through can imagine, day in and day out for as long as they live, more traumas before the age of twelve than they can ever address in a lifetime.

Glad that your life has been blessed such that you don't personally know the difference, but honestly you can take your cancer-hating, pedo-protector-sparing outrage somewhere else.

There is a certain irony to it though. Hopefully she recovers to go broke and be jailed.

Hi, I had cancer myself. Hopefully it stays had. She was part of the administration that is pushing to increase cancer rates in people. She deserves this and more.

If she dies she doesn't testify. You're supporting what trump wants.

I lost people close to me from cancer and currently am getting tested to see if I have cancer.

She deserves this and I wish it was a more painful and less survivable type

Devastating to have to live that close to Pam Bondi all the time

Why are we talking about her cancer? Doesn't she know the Dow is over 50k?

You've earned Lemmy Platimun! {(LP)}

She shouldn't let it bring her down. I mean, has she seen the recent Dow numbers?

Right? She loves exponential growth at all costs; I'm happy for her.

...and so does cancer!

How could this happen?

Ironically that’s probably in part why she got it, depending on her genes and her exposures. She might be just predisposed, but there’s also a good chance that good old American corporate greed and chasing ever increasing record quarterly profits at the expense of regulations, environmental and health concerns, has exposed her to more carcinogenic substances than she could handle.

Cancer loves exponential growth 💹

Cancer sucks. I don't wish cancer on anybody...

...but karma's a bitch, ain't it? Also, don't let this stop us from prosecuting her for her crimes.

I don't wish it on anyone. But I have read some news of it with great pleasure.

I wish her as much wellness and long life as she's given others under her tenure

But can anyone tell me how's the DOW doing?

Actually, I'm also reminded of TMBG.

Does the cancer get her instead?

Yoink....that's mine now.

Snag this one too -

On it, thanks.

I looks like the the electron microscope is making it giggle uncontrollably

"AAAA HAHAHA STOPIT STOPIT!"

Thoughts and prayers for the cancer, hopefully it can get over Pam quickly. ❤️‍🩹 #dow50k+

You mean cancer has been diagnosed with Pam Bondi. My thoughts and prayers go out to it. May it find peace and success.

Edit---Oh looks some butthurt downvotes. I drink your milkshake.

It’s terrible that cancer got Pam Bondi

Cancer diagnosed with Former US Attorney General Pam Bondi.

I wish her a long life, so she can receive a fair trial and a long sentence.

The shitbag loser is still benefiting from socialized healthcare insurance that every legal US resident should have.

but how's the dow doing though?

Over 50,000 so I don't know what she's complaining about

We need individual verification of said cancer ... Can't trust MAGA at all. This may be "stolen affliction" like Corporal Bonespurs over there.

That's Cadet Bonespurs. Don't suggest Trump ever served or held any rank.

Not even a cadet, Nominee Bonespurs

The bonespur bitch, we call 'im round these parts. We jes put 'im in some of dem hai 'eels and bent 'im over a barrel to get all that nasty pressure off 'is 'eels. 'e came pre-lubed, too, which were a real nice touch from the factory, I tell ya what.

wat

Please don't embarrass us both by pretending there was any logic to that comment.

It’s a joke, there isn’t any “suggestion”. Pretty pointless to one-up that here

How can cancer just catch something as nasty as Bondi out of nowhere like that? Cancer doesnt deserve that horrid disease.

I mean sure but on the flip side the DOW is up!

Fiddy tausand points!!

I hope she recovers fully so she is healthy for disbarment and prison.

Thoughts and prayers for the cancer.

No sympathy at all. Pure evil this lady is.

the dow is over 50,000

Hopefully, so is the cancer.

usd

lol

Lmao, even.

I work at an oncology biotech. I am SO TEMPTED to see if this cunt (and she really is one) is in our systems, but I would absolutely be fired for doing that (HIPAA laws are absolutely no joke).

HIPPA Laws are no joke?

Guess you don’t have friends in nursing because it very much is a fuckin joke.

I mean, I know.

I’ve been in either med tech or biotech for about a decade. And my mother, and two of my partners, are nurses. Not to mention, both of my sisters work in a clinical context. I know what good and bad looks like, on the confidentiality scale. I’ve admonished my own mother for being far too specific in her anecdotes.

All I’m saying is that I think it’s a good thing they’re as strict as they are, as much as I feel tempted to exfil the medical data of one of the most absolute shitweasel Americans alive today.

Thoughts and prayers to her.

That's all she needs, right? No actual medical care. Thoughts and prayers always fixes things.

I hope she hurts a lot while she dies slowly.

She is continuing to work despite the diagnosis, and will be joining the White House's new advisory council on AI, the Presidential Council of Advisors on Science and Technology.

Of all the fucking things. Forget all the blatant corruption and illegal behavior of this administration for a moment. This is why Republican administrations are always a bad idea: They put non-experts in roles that require experts!

I'm 48 and every single Republican president in my lifetime has pulled shit like this. From John Tower (first Bush) to the severe incompetency of the George W. Bush administration (e.g. "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.") to the catastrophic incompetency and corruption of both Trump administrations.

Democratic administrations aren't perfect, but they at least try to appoint actually qualified individuals into any given position. For Republicans, the only qualification necessary seems to be loyalty and/or making friends with the right people (and who knows what back room/hidden dealings).

This is why Republican administrations are always a bad idea: They put non-experts in roles that require experts!

Democrats do the same thing. Sheila Jackson Lee.... In 1997, while serving on the House Science Committee, she reportedly asked NASA officials if the Mars Pathfinder rover had taken pictures of the American flag planted on Mars by Neil Armstrong.

A congressperson serving on a congressional committee for a technical topic is very different from a rando appointed to the head of a specialized department of the executive branch.

There may be dark days ahead Pam.

Thankfully, you'll be able to reap all the empathy and support that is in line with all the care and empathy that you yourself have shown others.

That makes me happy.

Let's go cancer 👏👏👏👏👏

How can cancer be diagnosed with cancer?

Eat shit, bitch.

And may it eat her alive. Best wishes shit bag.

It’s going to get indigestion.

Poor bubba. I hope the cancer survives this troubling time.

I wish those cancer cells well.

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.

Wait, she’s diagnosed with herself??

Goddamn, all but one comment in this thread are celebrating.

You love to see it.

Good.

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"Bow down before the one you serve..."

"You're going to get what you deserve."

I feel bad for the cancer :(

I hope the cancer is okay!

Oh no!

Anyway...

Hope she dies.

The world's smallest violin is playing for that cunt.

She's going DOWn with the sickness

Cancer shouldnt have to go through this we live inna sick world

She's probably faking it like Casey Desantis did.

May the pedo defending cunt suffer and go straight to Hell.

They said "be the change you want to see" and she did just that

Hope she lives long enough to be properly deposed for executing the most horrific and odious cover up of the 21st century.

Then, then the cancer can have her.

But first, the people need justice, or things will get very bad, very fast.

She IS cancer. Happy trails.

has been diagnosed with thyroid cancer.

80+% survival rate. Not impossible but maybe the cancer can manage.

They knew they couldn't stop her from testifying so they exposed her to something that causes cancer.

Not unprecedented

This is TERRIBLE news! WHY couldn't an Iranian Schoolgirl get Cancer INSTEAD!

-Pro Life Christians!

Oh well. Corrupt billionaire richlady trump fluffer can afford nothing but the best. Next!

Oh no! Anyways….

Someone should really screen her for polonium and other exotic poisonings...

all you need to do this is radioactive iodine I131

Ha ha

One of the core reasons I refuse to jump off a tall bridge is so I can read headlines like this

Diagnosed with cancer? Of course! She IS cancer!

I feel bad for the cancer. it would be nice if she could go to a planned parenthood and get treatment oh wait..

It's nice to see that someone who is cancer now has cancer. Sometimes bad things really do happen to bad people 😁

I’d like to express my sympathy and condolences to her cancer

Couldn't have happened to a worse person

Actually, strike that, there are still worse, but the day isn't over yet, there is still hope.

I feel for anyone who gets cancer. This woman, though, deserves every second of suffering she will get

🦀

2/2 for those Etsy witches

Very good. Hope it's painful. Fucking piece of shit.

Good. After all that she has done, being within a prison of decaying flesh is the least she deserves.

I'd much rather see her in a prison of locked doors and razor wire.

White House Cancer Cluster

Never should have built that place on an ancient Indian burial ground

This is the US, theres not really anywhere that isn’t a native burial site

Karma right there!

Good.

I'd prefer death by hanging as a common criminal

She is a fucking cancer. I hope it’s painful.

I'm waiting for the main guy to come out with this when it's no longer possible to hide. Also Peter Thiel and Stephen Miller while we're at it.

Don't care, who was Epstein's partners in crime?

I can imagine that living of life of telling lies and trying to remember all the lies and stressing about it would cause something like this. What a horrible person

First Gabbard's husband, now Bondi

Man, I knew this administration was cancer, but I didn't think it WAS cancer

Ba-dum tss

I'm confused. I thought we already knew she was part of the festering cancer on the ass of the US?

uh... idk what to say... womp womp?

Cancer: "You're not afflicted with me, I'm afflicted with you."

All I have to say about this is the dow is still over 50k. Fuck you Pam, I hope the pain of your treatment is tremendous.

Not the person I wanted to have cancer, but I'll take it.

I wouldn't wish cancer on an-

Bruh fuck her, and fuck Trump, and fuck this whole administration. I hope they all get cancer and die in a fire and go back to whatever hell they belong. And take all your shitty nazi supporters with you. Straight to hell, good riddance, fuck em.

It's thyroid cancer which has good survival stats 5 years out.

Speaking from a completely non-scientific, metaphysical point of view (chakras) that's an interesting cancer for someone to get who lies incessantly.

Karma is indeed a bitch.

Beautiful landscape with rainbows and shit. Just happy.

So bad things dont't always happen to good people. noted.

Nature is healing

Whatever, fatwa this psycho bitch.

what a loser.

* nature is healing peaceful sounds *

I truly hope it's pancreatic.

From the article:

Thyroid cancer has a five-year survival rate of over 98% and most forms of it are treatable and permanently curable

Ripping out the thyroid wreaks havoc on the body, survival isn’t the only thing encountered with these diseases. It’ll be taxing forever.

As I understand it that's rarely the solution anymore, targeted radiation treatments and drug therapies have revolutionized treatment of thyroid cancers.

... But we can always hope.

"IT SHOULD'VE BEEN TRUMP, AND HER! IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIRRRRRRR!"

But the cell count is over 50,000 dollars!?!?!

The doctors couldn't tell if it had metastasised or if it was always there

You can't have that much vitriol and hate inside you before something gives. My wish for her is that there are good oncology facilities in her near future prison.

god got the wrong one

Thank god!

I hope it's painful.

About time we get some good news here.

We need her to survive long enough to get convicted of her crimes and have her appeal denied (death before opportunity appeal posthumously overturns convictions).

Then she's allowed to die.

I don’t like this lady but y’all are truly sadistic. Every day I see comments on the fedi wishing for other people’s death and suffering. That’s not how a civilized society acts. I really hope most of you are just naive teenagers.

A civilised society doesn’t lock children into concentration camps.

You can’t be civil during oppression.

Nah. It's like the paradox of tolerance. Just as those who are intolerant of others deserve no tolerance for themselves, those who have no sympathy for the suffering of others deserve no sympathy when it's their turn to suffer. Doubly so when they are the cause of much of others' suffering.

We stoped being a civil society when the president was revealed to be a pedophile and is still the president

Comment sections are full of comedians. This is simply the latest episode of dark comedy in the forums. It releases the unnecessary pressure from living under the current admin.

What's your opinion on the sadism of protecting sadists who rape and traffic children? I suppose we should all just come together and work out our differences peacefully. And more importantly, what's your opinion on the DOW this week? Pretty good numbers, eh?

She deserves worse.

Like others have said, civility went out the damn window at the end of 2024.

Why would anyone act civil right now when we have government agents performing sanctioned kidnappings and extrajudicial deportations?

Nah. Some people need to die.

What gave you the impression the US, as it exists today, was a civilized society?

The only good fascist is a dead fascist, and cancer's as good a way to die as anything. Better than she deserves, to be honest.

I don't want her to have cancer. She, and the rest of the Trump administration, want people to have cancer. She wanted this for herself.

I would rather that she and all of them get all the consequences of their actions. But since I know they won't, I will rejoice in their suffering anyway I can. They are the cause of most of the world's issues and are completely sadistic assholes, I have no empathy for them.

You're the naive teenager if you think that covering up hundreds (thousands? more?) of rapes and probably at least a dozen murders will produce anything other than extreme hatred in the vast majority of people.

Yeah, in general, yes, it would be nice if people were more empathetic to others generally.

But wanting bad things to happen to completely corrupt people who've committed unfathomable numbers of crimes, who are fairly likely to suffer no real consequences for this?

Completely normal.

In the words of Diogenes:

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

This echo chamber is even worse than Reddit. Thank you all for showing how two wrongs don’t make a right. I guess most of y’all fall into the naive teenager basket.

Sure, and Adolph Hitler just needed a hug and to be told he was a great artist.