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Co-founder of Students for Trump arrested on domestic violence charges

19d 16h ago by discuss.online/u/VetOfTheSeas in antitrumpalliance from www.theguardian.com

Surprised it wasn't cp charges

His laptop is going to disappeared down a well shortly before all the charges are dropped

Give it a few days for them to dig through his laptop.

Porqué no los dos?

What do "Students For Trump" get degrees in???? Wait..I can already see the commercial:

Students for Trump College! Apply NOW! We specialize in:

  • Ineptitude

  • Corruption

  • Being Old

  • Island Stuff

  • Clogging Toilet With Document

  • Bone Spur Exploitation

  • Crashing Economy

  • Crushing Humanity

  • Crashing World

  • Grabbing By Vulva

  • Finding Out What a Vulva Is

  • Bigly

Business management and accounting. The pumpkin spice latte of degrees.

Oh dang, I feel personally attacked. Nice job, soldier. The first time I stopped going to college.. it was for business management. Not a fan of spiced latte or pumpkin shart. I see you. Much love.

Don't get me wrong... I love me a pumpkin spice latte. Place near me that does monthly seasonal stuff calls it the "basic bitch" when it's in season.

It's not basic. Basic is coffee. Latte is extra. Pumpkin spice should be seasonal but Karen went straight to management and fixed dat shit.

It's not about the drink being simple, it's because basic bitches are the ones always ordering it.

So, like Diplo or Skrillex?

Seasonal should be not every season, btw. Halloween or fall is plenty. Preferably, keep it (and the candles) within 2 weeks of Halloween.

Advanced 3D Geometry for Diapers.

I don't think mathematics can account for the amount of shit that dude produces

Advanced

Uhhh why did the charges for pistol whipping the other victim get dismissed? Is this guy out on bond now?

Just being an alpha bro

Probably beat someone because hostile towards maga

It rarely is

These people just have have anger management issues and are insecure. They don't understand the word no.