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Is that a baguette sword on her back?

She lost her hand in a terrible accident. Something to do with bad crops, idk the details. /joke

squints bread crops? what like wheat and rye?

Nah, wheat and rye are the hallmark of that one cereal killer.

Beadscalibur

And it chooses it's fate. It is wearing her.

Relatively speaking the globe would revolve around you as you are the center of your perception.

That would make a really chaotic to follow star system though

Reminded me of this masterpiece

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4

Pics like this are the reason we get girls like this one...
https://youtu.be/F7Hzycwu9wc