Why does Andrew Tate dress like he stumbled backward through River Island in 2002?
18d 4h ago by lemmy.zip/u/jobbies in ukcasual from lemmy.zip
Because for some reason he's not in prison.
He should be in prison, wearing prison clothes.
This.
Because he's a prick.
Because that's how a real man does it. Just like how he never cries like a real man, and sticks his thumbs up his ass during auto-felacio like a real man.
why is he out of prison?
Money can't buy taste.
It takes a while for the big labels to come out with their "Human Douche" lines.
Is this guy still "a thing"?
If you're talking about his micropenis then yes.
Gotta distract down that tiny chin somehow
Because if you're going to be a douchy bear be a douchy grizzly, I guess.