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Made my own cool ranch Doritos.

16d 21h ago by lemmy.today/u/YiddishMcSquidish in cooking from lemmy.today

Much better than the store bought ones.

You've got me curious how air-fried corn tortillas would taste.

Those look delish, but the amount of oil would be prohibitive for me.

I'm sure with a little spritz of oil and they would be close to the same. I used corn oil, but maybe if you use canola it would be a little healthier.

I'm way behind on posting my cooking results here, but I'll try to give it a go soon and share the results.

Tonight I'm screwing around by toasting a couple small tamales in the AF... absolutely not the way that's supposed to go. 😄

Fun fact, the brandname doritos are made

  1. via cooking and soaking corn grains for many hours
  2. weight separation for removal of softened husks
  3. grinding process
  4. lightly pressurized extrusion (higher pressure results in more fluff such as corn puffs and funyuns)
  5. rolling and cutting to shape
  6. heating in a special oven at 340 degrees CELSIUS for 16 seconds
  7. Frying in oil at 182 degrees celsius

Supposedly, the oven sears the chips to hold moisture in while frying. The chips themselves have about 40% moisture before cooking.

Cook my grains for hours

Soak me just as long

grains and wheat aren't flowers

This ain't a pretty song

Pressurize my extrusion

After grinding me for hours

Please separate my husk

Or else this song will sour

High pressure equals fluff

If what thoust desires bequeatheth puff

But what we desires requires light pressure

These rhymes are getting tough

So roll me into shape

Triangle is best

Heat me up in special oven

Fry me in oil; rest

Seasoning recipe? Did you make the tortillas from scratch?

Did not make the tortillas from scratch, they were clearance and too cheap to say no to. I shallow fried them in corn oil and used a ranch packet mix I usually mix with sour cream to dip carrots in.

I've heard ranch powder + paprika. I've done that + a bit of chili powder to make cool ranch seasoning for popcorn that tasted pretty spot-on to me. No measurements, but just mix and match until it tastes correct.

Looked like deep fried wontons

Waiting on a grocery delivery to make some crab ragoon with wonton wrappers I, again, got on clearance.

Edit: Groceries came!

ragooning

Standing in my underwear

Holding ranch in front of AC

Can't go to store for cool ranch

Because they will see my cold PP