rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich
15d 20h ago by retrofed.com/u/heliotrope in tumblr from retrofed.com
Punchline in the title, why
I was going to post this to brandnewsentence@lemmy.world, but I decided it wasn't strange enough, so I changed it to tumblr@lemmy.world and left the title as it was.
I'll buy that for a dollar
Yeah, kind of an erotic take, if you ask me.
Reminded me of this :-
"You wonton hussy!" hits different.
And by "different", I mean "more racially stereotyping" 😬
Taco Bell: "Can I take your order?"
Me: "Yeah, can I get an erotic burrito?"
Taco Bell: ...
the guy making your burrito before he shoves his dick in it:
Yes, I too feel that neuroerotic is an accurate adjective for whatever tf is going on with my brain.
Don't just tease us with that - we want to see hear more!
That's between the husband and me. By which I obviously mean my invite-only OnlyFans.
Now that's what I call neuroerotic! :-P
That would be a Carl’s Jr. menu item
"She was looking like an erotic vulture"