Putin Says Russia Captured 2.44 Million Square Kilometers of Ukraine, Four Times Its Actual Size
12d 13h ago by sh.itjust.works/u/Zapados in world@quokk.au from united24media.com
He needs to start bragging about his cognitive tests.
And hold a mule cart race in the red square, rename the St. Basil's Cathedral to the Vladimir Putin Cathedral, paint it with fake gold, throw some pelmeni on the walls, put weird lengthy brass and bronze plaques everywhere, shit his pants constantly, sleep constantly at his comically long marble table where he meets foreign leaders and dignitaries, and tell everyone his obvious signs of disease are just signs of being too awesome a handshaker.
We capture one kilometer, lose one kilometer, capture same kilometer. You see comrade now we capture two kilometer
Same logic as AI companys' profits
There are four 7s in the word kilometer. Let me show you where they are: kil7o7met7er7
ah, yes. the famous putin gross amounts, not nyet.
You don't get to claim territory multiple times if you keep gaining and losing it Vlad
Big if true
"We're so good at military, we have captured four Ukraines. They come stacked like pancakes!"