He looks to be in a pleasant and peaceful dream state so someone must have turned on the Ivanka Trump module in his brain. As soon as they turn on the Epstein module, he’ll be up, wide awake and paranoid in no time

I've been told suddenly loud and scary noises are best when waking octogenarians. It helps keep their heart strong.

Anyone have a plastic bag?

OH THE HUGE MANATEE!

Hey Jack Tapper, you watching this? Looking forward to you next book not about the Bidens!

Shaving cream in his hand

Idiot. One does not simply stare into the Golden Fright Wig, lest he wishes those frights to wig him out! Beware!

He's probably dreaming about sexually assaulting two or three care bears at a time.

One day, and I imagine it's soon, he won't wake up.

He's old, he's sick, and he's in rapid mental decline. All of the signs are warning signs that the end is near.