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Numerology

12d 3h ago by mander.xyz/u/RheumatoidArthritis in shirtsthatgohard from mander.xyz

X axis: the inappropriate to corporate axis

Y axis: the funny to tragic axis

6 is the inappropriate, funny number

7 is the corporate, funny number

9 is the inappropriate, tragic number

11 is the corporate, tragic number

Is my interpretation valid?

I like the implication that on a tragic scale between (un)funny number and terrorism 7-11 is about in the middle

I always knew 69ing was half terrorism!

Some might consider that pube stuck in the back of their throat to be an act of terrorism

Which means... 67 is inappropriate corporate funny 69 is inappropriate funny tragedy 7/11 is corporate funny tragedy 9/11 is inappropriate corporate tragedy

Yeah, checks out.

11 is an inelegant number

7-6=1

11-9=2

9-6=3

11-7=4

I dont know what to do with that, but did think it was neat

So why did you stop before 11 - 6 = 5?

Because now I'm scared of next Thursday

I thought last Thursday was the major concern.

Why stop there? 7-6=1 9-7=2 9-6=3 11-7=4 11-6=5 7=7 6+9-7=8 9=9 6+11-7=10 11=11 7+11-6=12 6+7=13 11+9-6=14 9+6=15 9+7=16 11+6=17 11+7=18 11+9-7+6=19 11+9=20 11+9+7-6=21 6+7+9=22

and 23 I didn't find with only + and - and each number only once.

I mean if you can't think of a better way to choose the corners?

Not pictured: 7 ate 9 .

The fun will now commence

I will require upgrades in order to boost my fun capabilities.

There's a Severance meme here, but I can't for the life of me remember it.

Are you sure it's not a Rashomon meme? I remember it being a Rashomon meme.

Remembered it, here is goes:

Please try to enjoy each number equally.

7 8 9

8 in the middle!

But what would 6 8 11 be...

a little bit overstuffed, much like 69

not sure if this implies a 3rd dimension to the diagram, or if 8 is simply the center of the 2d plane

Not pictured: 7 ate 9 .

Oh yes, the first line is literally the beginning of it: 6 7

That's an evolution of the relations between numbers,

It used to be 6 😱 7 because: 7 8 9
Now it's 6 😂 7 because: ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ (representing both the movement and the idk)

I don't know why but I like the modern relation more

You might not like it but this is the peak of fashion.

Brainrot Compass

its all connected

6-7 rhymes with 9-11

Coincidence? I think not!

😱

Gets worse the more you look at it.

You spelled better wrong.

.uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ɯoɹɟ ʇxǝʇ ǝnʇ pǝddᴉlɟ ʇᴉ uǝɥʍ ʇᴉ pǝddᴉlɟ ʇɔǝɹɹoɔoʇnɐ pᴉdnʇs ǝɥʇ ,ʇ'upᴉp I oN

Impressive effort for such a small reward

You spelled butter wrong

You spelled wrong wrong.

You spilled ...

Ooooooh, shit... it all makes sense now

Wake up, babe. New PCM just dropped

In the words of my children

Siiiixxxx Seeeevvvennn ✋ ^🤚^

Now when they do that, reply to them with the same intonation and hand gestures, but in base 2 or 8 or 16.

OneOneOh, OneOneOne...!

This is what dad jokes are for, making children annoyed by their own jokes, to the point of cessation.

I just get it wrong on purpose and call it six times seven. There’s nothing worse than a parent trying to join in but not getting the thing to begin with.

Pretty sure my parents did that with me as well, so it must be a tradition.

If you find yourself confused in the modern world, it's because your forces are misaligned. You're radiating a lot of 6-11 and 7-9 and the Ancestors know that shit's not even funny.

I never realized 7-11 did 9-11. Holy shit. Take them to jail.

This could go all way to the top. 420 even!

Coincidence? I think not!

420 has the answer to the universe life and everything in it.

Fuck I just figured it out I guess goodbye universe. What is the ultimate question of life the universe and everything.

If I explain it, well jokes are like horny toads. Dissect them and you'll learn something, but hoo boy that thing's dead.

Politically I'm 9 but some of the 11s would rather me be 11.

But why?

Because the perfect shirt did not exist before this.

This corporate product placement is getting out of hand!

lol

9/11, brought to you by Halliburton, maybe

AI Dick Cheney winks at you

it's a shirt

liar.

it's a lifestyle choice.

I don't get what's confusing about it? It's easy as 1, 2, 3.

Nice.

Also why I can only set the car a/c to 66 or 68.

Never forget

Roller hot dog or taquito anybody?

Probably because that's 19 C and 20 C and the system under the hood only uses metric.

the sacred geometry of ge-meme-atria

Peak

Looks like he 8 10

611 for customer service

The people from 7-11 are responsible for the WTC attack. They screwed us over and now they're laughing.

He must be young. The 6-7 thing is just stupid to everyone else.

I don't know. It's kind of funny saying it around my kids and having them rolling their eyes at me. It's a good feeling lol

Every generation gets to do it, so I can't even be mad. Also I was smart enough to never have children.

Well if I get the 'father's curse' or whatever you call it, where how bad you were to your parents comes back around 3x as bad on you karma style, I figure it's my consolation prize or something lol :p

And when I was a kid we had an alphanumeric language called l33t5p34k. I'm sure the adults around me also thought it was stupid because writing $$ only feels clever to a teenager. Youths are gonna youth.

Ah yes, l337. I was in my 20s by then.

Ok, Boomer.

23 skidoo 4:20 smoke break 69 42 the answer to life the universe and everything 3.1415926535....... e^(iπ)+1=0 3 is the magic number 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 6-7

I'm okay with the kids getting freaky with the number memes. We had out special numbers, every other generation had theirs. They can have their cool S of numbers.

That's basically what I said, but not just with numbers. My point is it's not a big deal. I dunno why you thought I was complaining.

The 6-7 thing is just stupid to everyone else.

Sure sounds like a complaint.

It's an observation.