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You're special the way you are

10d 23h ago by mander.xyz/u/fossilesque in science_memes@mander.xyz from mander.xyz

>Appears 445 million years ago

>Refuses to evolve

>Continues to exist

They've been evolving for 445 million years, they are immune to infections that would kill their ancestors. They just have the same shape which they find locally optimal

I find my couch locally optimal

And so does your shape

They knew they had a future career in blood donation

Ok so, I guess I'll have to go see The Backrooms then?

In fact we would prefer it if "purebloods" like you did not change.

its just the way we were wired to evolve

But people always change.

"Don't gp changin' to try and please me,"