Claw
10d 1h ago by mander.xyz/u/fossilesque in science_memes@mander.xyz from mander.xyz
Yeesh looks like a tick scorpo hybrid
Little bit of bedbug in there, too.
I believe they are (at least one of) the only animals that have venom injecting claws.
What? New fear unlocked I guess.
Lol luckily they are usually only between 2 & 8 millimeters long so they couldnt harm you even if they wanted to
Ohhhhhh. In that case they are kind of cute.
They're also tiny. I had one land on my arm recently and it was maybe 7mm in the lobgest dimension when fully stretched out.
So big "u wot mate?" energy with the tiny waving pincers.
Clearly this should be called the "Caliper Bug".
They need them to brag to their fishing buddies.
Just a pinch
They need them claws for pinching them thicc booties!
Opening jars
bites you
How else would they hitch a ride?
Just pay the dunmer driving the gigantic flea. They'll make a special trip, just for you. Same low price.
The claws look like a hipster mustache.
He calls himself Scorpion, everyone else in the bar calls him Pseudo.
Must give amazing hugs
For deciding who shall go and who shall stay
Fuck that. They look non-pseudo enough for me.
Well I don't care what you think! I'm crossposting things either way!
These are good little friends to have around.
It's just describing how big the fish they caught was
Seen a few of them here in Nova Scotia and thought they were ticks at first
you cant convince me that just a tick with glued on pincers
Do they come from deep underwater?