"Nothing says 'future unicorn founder' like 14-hour workdays and the inability to talk to women."
9d 11h ago by piefed.blahaj.zone/u/compostgoblin in linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works from piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone
Wtf is Raya?
Exclusive dating app for celebrities and rich people
Keeps them inbreeding
She's the last dragon.
Goofy but gets the job done!
The best goalkeeper on the planet.
Barely makes it to top 5
Best GK in PL right now atleast :)
there yes, but the planet is a bit bigger
This reads like an ad for another forgettable dating app.
More like the dating app 99.9% of people will never have the chance to use. Invite only, limited to the rich and famous. So spending any time thinking about it would just be a waste. Spend that time doing something you enjoy instead.
That sounds thoroughly awful.
I can see the appeal. If you're rich and/or famous, you never know if anyone interested is just looking for fame or money. This, at least on the surface, would seem to reduce that since the other users would already be in a similar position.
Okay but this is obviously satire right?
Nope. Comments were full of agreement. LinkedIn is a wild place
The comments agreeing with it doesn't mean it wasn't meant to be satirical. It could just mean the comments don't get satire.
Jesus Christ....
Is that Nathan Fielder in the chat?
No, its Alan with an e
Alen
Alien
That would certainly explain why it’s “Dumb RAYA”, a registered trademark evading parody brand.
Sometimes it does feel like my head is just for decoration. And I'm a shitty decorator to boot.
I loathe people who make car modifications where the sole purpose is to make shit loud. Completely inconsiderate.
That's why I hate Harleys.
Obnoxious by design.
I want to preserve this dude's brain and display is beside Einstein. just as a demo that we can have very similar brains, but we can all be dumb as fuck or geniuses.
Hmm, you need to be a virgin to get near a unicorn, and you also need it to become a wizard. Interesting theme going on here.
I think if you are working 14 hour days you don't know how to manage people properly or don't have the resources to manage them properly (because you can't afford staff)