Suffering from success
9d 5h ago by sh.itjust.works/u/Picasso in Couplememes@sh.itjust.works from files.catbox.moe
Aww yes, the old “take an ancient joke from the 1800s” and turn it into a “This totally happened” moment for internet points
Some kind of meme about couples, you might say.
Bro knew he was too cooked for sex and flirted a bit on the way to the brown out.
Nice setup for the morning after a glass or two of water
So much cynicism in these comments.
That's Diogenes?
It’s Alexander if he were not who he was.
Ah, now I get it. You sly dog!
Appreciate that. Now get out of my sun, I’m tanning.
He's a keeper.
in my room so they sleep in different rooms usually?
Sometimes boyfriends and girlfriends don't even live in the same house!
Well they said they came home, so figured it was both of their homes
It's an old line, probably re-used by people who want to lovebomb somebody.
Yes he love bombed her in order to successfully checks notes sleep on the floor. Um... Yeah
Maybe it's like a really thick shag carpet.
Sure, he must be love bombing her to get her to sleep with him.
Said no drunk guy ever