Anytime my mom saw me with a classmate of opposite sex/gender as a teenager.
9d 1h ago by startrek.website/u/hopesdead in tenforward from startrek.website
"They're massage therapists!"
"I heard they'll massage your cock for money."
"YOU'RE A HOOKER!"

Was that expensive piece?
It smells like Cyprus Hill concert in here. I don't rent to these kind of people.
😑

"Oh, a doctor..."
"She is un-credentialed."
How many times my father insisted that this or that classmate had a thing for me
No, dad, she has a thing for getting a good grade in math, which I happen to understand a bit
Her dad likes me though
Full on...
A combination analyst and therapist, if you will
Is that Paul Rudd in a wig?