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Anytime my mom saw me with a classmate of opposite sex/gender as a teenager.

9d 1h ago by startrek.website/u/hopesdead in tenforward from startrek.website

"They're massage therapists!"

"I heard they'll massage your cock for money."

"YOU'RE A HOOKER!"

Was that expensive piece?

It smells like Cyprus Hill concert in here. I don't rent to these kind of people.

😑

"Oh, a doctor..."

"She is un-credentialed."

How many times my father insisted that this or that classmate had a thing for me

No, dad, she has a thing for getting a good grade in math, which I happen to understand a bit

Her dad likes me though

Full on...

A combination analyst and therapist, if you will

Is that Paul Rudd in a wig?