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7d 15h ago by lemmy.blahaj.zone/u/UnGlazedGarlic in onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone from lemmy.blahaj.zone

Are you a sith?

Only a sith frolics in absolutes.

Meanwhile, ticks:

I, for one, support the concept of ranked, competitive frolicking as a spectator sport.

"How's your fantasy frolicking team doing?"

"Not bad, but Heidi is out with an ankle sprain from some slippery rocks near that brook."

"Man, I hear that. I nearly lost my mind when River got taken out by that gopher hole. Thankfully Percival got off the DL last week."

"Damn. I wish I had picked Percival. I remember the playoffs. They were in overtime when he skip-kicked that dandelion and it went like, BOOSH, scattering seeds to the wind. I must've watched the slow-mo replay a dozen times."

Competetive frolocking? Colour me intruiged :}

i want to frolick with u.

are u more of a barefoot, sandals or full shoes frolicker?

full shoes otherwise the šŸ› could touch mešŸ˜–

I will bring picknick blankie and sandwiches and fun drinks too, oki?

what is a fun drink?

some sweet drinks and hot cocoa and basic water

I frolicked against your mom last night

I'd happily let you frolick against me 🫦