What's the most embarrassing text you've sent?
7d 8h ago by reddthat.com/u/LadyButterfly in microblogmemes from reddthat.com
Boobs. Its the word boobs. In case you were wondering what was censored.
You're crazy, it was clearly borbs. The existence of borbs has been kept secret for many years, since they first appeared.
If the truth emerges, those who think boobs to be the highest treasure will be jealous, and chaos will reign as borb-havers, of whom there are never enough, are swamped by crazed booberists seeking to upgrade.
It is best you think this a shit post, and do not seek the truth.
Birbs and borbs are just types of birds, on the rounder end of the spectrum. Even the Audubon society agrees.
Anyway, some might disagree whether a great tit qualifies as a borb. Most would say that a blue footed booby does not qualify as a borb.
Everyone knows birds aren't real 🙄
Even if they are fake tits I still like to look at them.
It's engagement bait
got they ass
Consider me enraged... I mean, engaged.
congrats! when's the wedding?
Idk how can you be sure?
Shush, there are americans here, they can't hear naughty words
We're not all gits here. Some of us occasionally let loose the uncouth "oh fudge". I even say "heck" when it's necessary
Won't you think about all those poor advertisers!
Mine was probably something like
apt-get install emacs
Oops wrong window!
Better than your password
sighs
hunter2's
sigh
All I'm seeing is *******
Looks
ran the password as a terminal command...
I've hit a friend with sudo pacman -Syu before...
You spelled vim wrong /s
Really convenient way to make up an excuse. Cannot do that as easily if you accidentally sent a different kind of spicy image.
"Does this look infected?"
"no, that looks like a buttplug connected to a car battery..."
Could work. Unless it's clearly both not infected and you are posing suspiciously
"Does this look like Herpes to you?"
"I mean yeah there's some discolouration by the areolas, but why are they covered in spit and you're pinching a nipple" - mom
i would kms
Oh, that's not spit
Well which one of the gentlmen in the rest of the photo is responsible?
All of them, I think
Well, I'm obviously pinching to show that it hurts when I do this... so... is that normal? It is? Okay great thanks!
Accidentally sent a meme/joke about bdsm to my entire family group chat (parents, siblings, in-laws) instead of directly to my wife XD
What was the meme / joke?
I can't remember 😅
It was pretty tame, but I definitely intended to send it to only my wife
Ah ok, I was picturing scandalised elderly relatives, lol
Hey it's me, your mum
7 years ago, we accidentally sent yiff to our dad once. Had a broken screen and accidentally clicked share and well, he was the first option. Didn’t even ask for confirmation either. His reply was “nice lol”
We have never spoke of it ever again since and we bought a new screen the next paycheck.
Are you a collective hive mind or something?
probably DID
This yeah ⬆️
DID or academic brainrot, call it
Which one of you CUNTS censored the word "boobs"?
I once worked at a multinational, in an office. There was a guy I joked with, anyway, he ribbed me, and I responded with something about his sore vagina making him feel that way, but accidently hit reply all. Like this was a million people in positions unremoved from what we did.
That is a a common problem in these big corpos.
Ok, what's the equivalent follow-up for an erect penis pic? Asking for a friend.
Does this mole look like melanoma?
What mole? Can you send me a closeup?
Oh, nevermind, I just spilled some chocolate.
Damn good recovery.
Did this but worse to someone I wasn't interested in. It basically killed the friendship and it was entirely my fault because I was drunk.
It would be weird to do that anyway unprompted unless you've established that it's okay to be naked/half naked in front of your parents, which I don't think is the case for most people. 🤔
Also unfortunate for the mum if she opens the message in public
Perhaps, but also as a parent you have to be prepared for your child to do completely inappropriate things in front of you without any warning. Even adult children can be oblivious to their parents boundaries. Now how that's handled is parenting but if it's your kid you have to expect the unexpected.
Whatever works.
Has their mom never seen boobs? Or never seen their own child naked? Or what the heck is this about?
What mother would get traumatized by seeing boobs? They're a mother for crying out loud. Breastfeeding somebody seems to tend to make boobs unscary.
because they didn't want their mum to know that they were sending nudes to people. it's not the actual boobs that matter.
How is that unexpected, really? She's shown her own boobs to a lot of people during the years. She's an adult woman. She knows what human people are like.
It's not the boobs, it's that their daughter is a slut, and randomly sending boobie shots to whomever. No judgement on my part, but Mom's not gonna be thrilled.
That first sentence is full of judgement and assumptions.
Has the mom never been of age 15 to 35? Or 45, for that matter?
Nah, if she's ever been a teenager, she does understand.