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7d 16h ago by piefed.zip/u/RmDebArc_5 in lemmyshitpost from media.piefed.zip

You may now kiss the bride.

Glug glug glug

It's a girl

Are ya sure? With that spout?

It's called a clit. Women have bodies, get used to it. It's okay to call things what they are. Enormous clits are just as beautiful.

Women have bodies

Then how come I've never seen one??? Checkmate, you beta cucks.

They called their baby Brita.

The black bud will be thrown away or sold for nothing

The white one will be used by everyone in the office

The "groom" is the same model we have in the office. Now I'm gonna think of it like that forever.

But what's on top of the white cooler?

A packet of wipes?

OH FUCK OH SHIT IT'S A WATERCOOLER RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

Tell me you just married without telling me you just married.