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Multiple Pentagon floors locked down, evacuated due to ‘hazardous materials incident’ | CNN Politics

6d 7h ago by lemmy.world/u/EatingOnions in world from edition.cnn.com

Multiple floors and corridors inside the Pentagon have been locked down and others are being evacuated due to a “hazardous materials incident,” three sources familiar and the local fire department said.

Donny shit his diapers

Hegseth spill his whiskey stash?

That was my first thought, too. Maybe it was a joint DoD/FBI operation and Kash was there

Anthrax detectors? Damn, whish I had free healthcare but glad the Pentagon has.......anthrax detectors.

Malfunctioning anthrax detectors.

They probably paid some military contractor $1m per unit for CO2 detectors. Probably the same people who make the Trump Phone.

Ah. So not a work from home day for Kegsbreath.

Someone probably sent a bag of flour and they thought it was anthrax.

sure Kegsbreath didnt snort it just to be safe?